Still Alive

Everyone has to go back to work after the New Year.

I'm going to buy an Euromillions ticket on this special day :D . £81m will be a very nice Christmas present from Santa.
 
The one bad thing about the world not coming to an end. Is all the apologies I need to make for having gone on a naked drunken sex romp with those two German chicks at our local public park last night :flyboyaj: Sorry.
 
Them German "chicks" have to apologise to drunk guys for pretending that they were females...................
 
Its been and gone mate. End of one Mayan Calendar and start of another.
A bit like January 1st but with the added pre-delusions of an undefined apocalypse.

Here's to life! Now - where's that port and cheese at? :thumbsup:
 
Hunter said:
Them German "chicks" have to apologise to drunk guys for pretending that they were females...................
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I think you need to stop going to the Blau oyster Brauhaus when visiting der fatherland :lol: . I've lived in Germany for 2.5 years. And I see plenty of very pretty ladies about.

Although I must admit that when the German ladies hit about 45-50. They seem to develop a taste for cutting their hair to military boot camp shortness and then dyeing it purple or some other hideous color along with plenty of fake tan orange skin. It's like a live episode of snog, marry, avoid. But with more wrinkles. :thumbsdown:
 
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Jembo said:
14.34 and all is well...
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Your avatar looks as if you are keeping open your option of hiding should the earth suddenly start coming undone at the last moment.
 
You sure that is not the aliens coming out of the ground though?
 
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