Sorry! I've misled you all- an admission...

Chris_D

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 Mostly Holland. Sometimes UK.
....and before any smart alec quips start rolling in; I'm not a gay, sheep-shagging drag queen who dresses up as a nun on the weekends and bathes in custard. Not that there's anything wrong with that and it may come in a later post :o

No, I've been terribly dishonest about something I've mentioned numerous times here on the forum and i feel utterly ashamed.

It seems that I've recalled Benny's, my murdered E36 coupe's terminal mileage, a smidge too optimistically. Some of you may recall that I've quoted it as being 270k miles. It isn't. It's more like 260k. 261191 to be precise. Sincerest apologies!

His battery was on the way out when he was tw@tted into back in march and ive only just got round to crawling into the boot through the folding seats (dont ask) to hook up a working battery.
Cranked up first time. Damn, utterly reliable! Why did he have to get a smack in the chops like that??

Anyway, some little chavvy nerd from Amersfoort is interested in taking it to convert into a drift car. What an undignified end to an illustrious career chauffering me around, lol. :(
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firebobby said:
You gay drag queen :poke: :roll:
Ssshhh. You said you'd be discrete about it.
Btw, i need to give you back those platform slingbacks you lent me for the club last week firebobby... :wink:
 
Chris_D said:
firebobby said:
You gay drag queen :poke: :roll:
Ssshhh. You said you'd be discrete about it.
Btw, i need to give you back those platform slingbacks you lent me for the club last week firebobby... :wink:

Yeah, I still have your large tub of Vaseline by the way :gfight:
 
firebobby said:
Chris_D said:
firebobby said:
You gay drag queen :poke: :roll:
Ssshhh. You said you'd be discrete about it.
Btw, i need to give you back those platform slingbacks you lent me for the club last week firebobby... :wink:

Yeah, I still have your large tub of Vaseline by the way :gfight:

I knew it Fred, as soon as I saw his whippie :poke: :D
 
Well I never, all the spam posts, random pictures and winding up Ben G etc are just about excusable......BUT THIS TAKES THE BISCUIT !!!!

Straight on my ignore list now !
 
Pastry said:
firebobby said:
Chris_D said:
Ssshhh. You said you'd be discrete about it.
Btw, i need to give you back those platform slingbacks you lent me for the club last week firebobby... :wink:

Yeah, I still have your large tub of Vaseline by the way :gfight:

I knew it Fred, as soon as I saw his whippie :poke: :D

Here you go Paul, now you can join the club :P :D
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Chris_D said:
Marlon said:
Looks like 161,192 miles from where I'm sitting
Shoulda gone to specsavers!

My eyesight is fine, here's your pic :wink:

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DPG said:
Well I never, all the spam posts, random pictures and winding up Ben G etc are just about excusable......BUT THIS TAKES THE BISCUIT !!!!

Straight on my ignore list now !
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Grumpyowl said:
What a shame Chris it looked in fine fettle :thumbsup:
Thx grumpy. Still tugs at the old heartstrings. Amazing how attached you can become to a car. We definitely shared some adventures over the years. Having to sleep in it at the Polish border springs to mind due to a snow-blocked road and multiple forays through germany maxing it out at 150mph on the derestricted bits to trips up to Stavanger in Norway in the middle of winter. It was totally and utterly reliable.
All good things come to an end. Just a shame it was a bit beyond my control.
 
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