Songs you hate

For me, I have to turn the radio off whenever anything by the Eurythmics or Dire Straits is on. The funny thing is that I can appreciate the talent of Mark Knopfler (and he is a great petrolhead too) but I just can't abide listening to his band.

...and I can't not mention James Blunt can I :thumbsdown:
 
skelters said:
Queen after Freddy Mercury died and all other bands who have lost the lead singer and continued except AC/DC although Axl Rose may c**t it up.

The f***ing Eagles. That's a band that should have been burned with fire and the ashes shot into space

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Agree with several of your comments, but I thought that Paul Rodgers did a good job filling in Freddie Mercury's shoes.

I love the Eagles - one of my favourite bands! 8)
 
Anything by Coldplay (mostly great songs but Chris Martin cannot sing!)
Red Red Wine (Whine) by UB40
 
1. Unchained Melody by anyone, but especially the original version. Seriously, if I hear this bleeding song one more time at a wedding... ugh.

2. Anything by George Ezra. The wife had his CD on loop in her car for a while. Nearly threw myself out the window....

3. Any song where the dance moves are more important than the melody. Looking at you R&B, Cheryl Cole et al....

4. Anything by Kanye West. Some of his music isn't actually that awful, but then I remember Kanye is an unsufferable, arrogant, self opinionated, moronic tw*t of the first order and I can't listen anymore.

5. Chocolate Jesus by Tom Waits. It completely baffles me that this guy is hailed as some kind of music genius. The first time I saw a video of a live performance of this song & I genuinely thought it was some comedian taking the p155. He looks like someones drunk & embarrassing uncle doing a bit of karaoke.

6. Anything that prompts hoards of pi55ed up females to get on the dance floor and start (badly) performing some specific dance moves... looking at you Time Warp....

Oh wait, you said 5... shame could've been here all day ;)
 
Anything remotely connected to MacCartney frazzles my resolve
That guy Chapman shot the wrong Beatle for sure :evil: id have willingly chipped in for airfare if the location was a problem :oops:
 
Anything by Paolo Nutini, his voice irritates me.
Funny thing is he grew up just a few streets away from where I live, have seen him a few times out and about looking like a tramp.
 
Nictrix said:
Anything by Paolo Nutini, his voice irritates me.
Funny thing is he grew up just a few streets away from where I live, have seen him a few times out and about looking like a tramp.
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Well he is from Paisley! :poke:
 
skelters said:
Nictrix said:
Anything by Paolo Nutini, his voice irritates me.
Funny thing is he grew up just a few streets away from where I live, have seen him a few times out and about looking like a tramp.
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Well he is from Paisley! :poke:
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I saw him get out a silver grey SI :poke:
 
Nictrix said:
skelters said:
Nictrix said:
Anything by Paolo Nutini, his voice irritates me.
Funny thing is he grew up just a few streets away from where I live, have seen him a few times out and about looking like a tramp.
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Well he is from Paisley! :poke:
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I saw him get out a silver grey SI :poke:
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Must have nicked it and was selling it for a tenner bag! It is Paisley after all! :poke: :poke:
 
skelters said:
Nictrix said:
skelters said:
Well he is from Paisley! :poke:
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I saw him get out a silver grey SI :poke:
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Must have nicked it and was selling it for a tenner bag! It is Paisley after all! :poke: :poke:
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Dont really know what you mean by "tenner bag" is that Greenock terminology for something?
I heard that they were going to build an autobahn though the Port , Greenock and Gourock so nobody would have to endure the deprivation for any longer than need be. :lol: :poke:
 
Nictrix said:
skelters said:
Nictrix said:
I saw him get out a silver grey SI :poke:
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Must have nicked it and was selling it for a tenner bag! It is Paisley after all! :poke: :poke:
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Dont really know what you mean by "tenner bag" is that Greenock terminology for something?
I heard that they were going to build an autobahn though the Port , Greenock and Gourock so nobody would have to endure the deprivation for any longer than need be. :lol: :poke:
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At least we can buy soap here!
 
skelters said:
I do have a huge music collection and a wide range of tastes in music.

Not so much individual songs......

Adele - She just needs a good shagging.

Any music that uses Auto Tune.

The finger in your ear English Folk Music s**t. Wooly jumpered bearded w*****s and the guys are just as bad.

All Eurovision Song contest crap.

Everything ever done by anyone who has ever been or ever will be on X-Factor.

Most stuff by U2 after 2001 but mainly just Boneo as he is more than likely a complete fud.

Bob Geldof.

Death Metal / Thrash Metal. What is the point.

Mongolian Throat Music.

Just about everything from the 1980's that used a synthesizer.

Kanye West. Pointless individual.

All Football related songs at matches and the shameful attempts by whole teams for World Cups etc.

The Eastenders theme tune when they done it with words.

Soap "stars" trying to become pop stars.

Queen after Freddy Mercury died and all other bands who have lost the lead singer and continued except AC/DC although Axl Rose may c**t it up.

Any band who play music while wearing spandex and big hair.

God Save the Queen / Rule Britannia and all those Queen and country type songs.

Vera Lynn / George Formby.

Music Hall type songs.

All things Disney

TV Adverts where the tune becomes an earworm that you can't shift.

Bad cover versions.

Nirvana

Most things David Bowie.

The f***ing Eagles. That's a band that should have been burned with fire and the ashes shot into space.

Northern Soul

Elton John

Although I can appreciate the Wall of Sound, Phil Spector produced songs rip my knitting.

Jazz. Music without a tune.

Michael Jackson / The Jackson Five.

All TV shows that have competitions to find the next greatest singer / performer etc.

One Direction / Take That / any other "Boy" band / Girl Band made up of talent-less f***s.

Apart from that I'll listen to anything! :rofl:
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Surely you mean....You'll listen to nothing... :rofl:
 
Almost any female singer that insists on warbling, hanging onto a note for far too long......makes my skin crawl.....
RnB. DnB. Rap.

Side note: daughters drum tutor was creating new tracks with DnB for inspiration. I asked how a fizzy soft drink inspired him to write music??? :rofl:
 
jakblade said:
Surely you mean....You'll listen to nothing... :rofl:
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No I listen to pretty much anything! Helps that you can move onto the next song with the remote or ipod etc.
 
skelters said:
Nictrix said:
skelters said:
Must have nicked it and was selling it for a tenner bag! It is Paisley after all! :poke: :poke:
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Dont really know what you mean by "tenner bag" is that Greenock terminology for something?
I heard that they were going to build an autobahn though the Port , Greenock and Gourock so nobody would have to endure the deprivation for any longer than need be. :lol: :poke:
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At least we can buy soap here!
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:lol: Shame you keep it in the packet under the sink :lol:
 
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