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Wa'ya

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Man, they mean business in Texas! lol

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-who-peed-alamo-sentenced-18-months-n81306
 
That's a lot of time for peeling on a building... And $4k fine for repairs ?? You guys have highly corrosive urine if that's needed...
 
In Scotland several years ago we found this bit of woodland miles from anywhere with a stream running through it. decided to take a walk (no dogging!).

Deb wanted a country p$ss, so I kept lookout, but got distracted and next thing 2 people just appeared.

Deb not happy!!!!!

Didnt get fined though, although I was in the sh!t!
 
That is to them as someone taking a pee on the cenotaph would be viewed. Seems harsh but it's Texas, I'm surprised they didn't shoot him and be done with it.
 
kevinmarkwhite said:
In Scotland several years ago we found this bit of woodland miles from anywhere with a stream running through it. decided to take a walk (no dogging!).

Deb wanted a country p$ss, so I kept lookout, but got distracted and next thing 2 people just appeared.

Deb not happy!!!!!

Didnt get fined though, although I was in the sh!t!
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LOL, I was at this concert once and as we were leaving I realized I needed to take a leak. Looking around there was a patch of woods close to where we had parked, so I took off to take care of business. Crossing a fairly busy roadway to reach the woods when I got to them there was a wall of thorn bushes and briar vines and I was standing still in the road with cars coming so I ducked my head and busted through into the woods to avoid being ran over lol.

So I did my business and as I was turning to go back to my car I got tangled in the briar vines and fell, so there I was sitting with thorns sticking me in the butt and everywhere I put my hands to get up were more thorns! Its funny to think about now but a real pain in the a$$ when it happened. LOL
 
Wa'ya said:
kevinmarkwhite said:
In Scotland several years ago we found this bit of woodland miles from anywhere with a stream running through it. decided to take a walk (no dogging!).

Deb wanted a country p$ss, so I kept lookout, but got distracted and next thing 2 people just appeared.

Deb not happy!!!!!

Didnt get fined though, although I was in the sh!t!
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LOL, I was at this concert once and as we were leaving I realized I needed to take a leak. Looking around there was a patch of woods close to where we had parked, so I took off to take care of business. Crossing a fairly busy roadway to reach the woods when I got to them there was a wall of thorn bushes and briar vines and I was standing still in the road with cars coming so I ducked my head and busted through into the woods to avoid being ran over lol.

So I did my business and as I was turning to go back to my car I got tangled in the briar vines and fell, so there I was sitting with thorns sticking me in the butt and everywhere I put my hands to get up were more thorns! Its funny to think about now but a real pain in the a$$ when it happened. LOL
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So many years ago I was with my kids at a Northumberland beach and my youngest (about 3 years old) wanted a poo. No toilets of course so I took my daughter and a plastic spade with me into a dip in the dunes. No one about so dug a deep hole and held my daughter over it - there was a fairly lengthy pause whilst my daughter strained and huffed and puffed then just when all started to happen a long line of blue rinses and white haired walkers appeared and trudged across the top of the dune - didn't stop my daughter. . . great timing! :oops: :cry: :lol:
 
The guy that got 18 months should have called foul since a presidence had been set by Ozzy lol.... 18 months and $4000 is just crazy for pissing on a wall!
 
Every once in a while I get to share something truly embarrassing with everyone on here... This time it's a childhood pissing incident :oops:

So, about 10 years old and climbing trees in a farmer's field full of sheep. Really, really big trees - must have been oaks or something. Completely covered in ivy, so much of it that you could walk between the branches in places. Awesome fun, a great place to spend the afternoon. And when you needed a wee, just do it off the edge of the tree, see how far you can get it. Ace.

So I get home an hour or two later, by this time needing another wee. I go to the toilet, whip it out (ok flick it out, I was 10 after all), and I scream. A lot. My parents rush up the stairs and (whilst I die of embarrassment at having my cock out in front of my parents) swiftly diagnose a sheep tick on my foreskin :cry:

It gets worse, as my dad explains he can't pull it out else the head will stay in and I'll need to go to the hospital. So he gets his lighter out to use the heat to make it drop off :o I nearly soil myself... That doesn't work, so my mother - a nurse - does what she should have done before my Dad (an engineer) took control and gets some very fine tweezers to gently ease it out. I am not sure what hurt more - the extraction, the TCP or my pride :D
 
Hahaha hahaha Bing! So - just how did you get a tic, from a sheep, get on your foreskin. That tick must have jumped some way!!!

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Hahaha hahaha Bing! So - just how did you get a tic, from a sheep, get on your foreskin. That tick must have jumped some way!!!

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Not the obvious way, that's illegal in Scotland under 12 :P
 
I'll leave It there, we don't want you getting a ticking off by the plod. [emoji6]

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Bing, there are three things a cowboy says to impress someone:

My truck is paid for...

I won this buckle at the Rodeo....

And .. I was helping that sheep through the fence.


Now fess up , you didn't have wellies and velcro gloves on did you ?? :poke: :poke: :poke: :poke:


Great story BTW, never had a tic pulled off but I can just imagine Ouch! Nasty...
 
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