Some twit parked so close to my Z4 I couldn't open the door....

Chris_D said:
Well said fred. F*ck everyone else.
Why take one space when you can take 2, 3 or even 4.
The meek shall inherit the s**t.
:thumbsup:

You need to go to spec savers Chris :poke: :poke:

I bloody hate tossers who deliberately park close to any of my vehicles when I go out of my way to park safely, I usually leave a calling card :evil:
 
ronk said:
Mr Tidy said:
ronk said:
Yes - from their roof!!! :rofl:

Hope I never have to resort to that! :-o

It was intended as a bit tongue in cheek. :thumbsup:

I've done it. Parked at m'way services and as I retuned a transit van pulled in so close I could not get it. Grinning like Cheshire cats they sat there and to their dismay I simply remote dropped the roof stepped onto the seat, slid down into it and drove off.
OK - minor risk of marking the seat, but in trainers not much and the joy and my smugness was worth it.
 
Common CJ, it should have been a handstand behind the car and flipped into the seat without touching anything :lol:
 
Blocked in on a beach carpark once, manged to get out eventually but not before letting the air out of the offenders tyre, what fun he must have had trying to jack up his car on sand, we can all be inconsiderate, we just have to try harder!
 
pvr said:
Common CJ, it should have been a handstand behind the car and flipped into the seat without touching anything :lol:
I wish I could, but that would need a few beers to encourage me to explore hope over ability
 
firebobby said:
Chris_D said:
Well said fred. F*ck everyone else.
Why take one space when you can take 2, 3 or even 4.
The meek shall inherit the s**t.
:thumbsup:

You need to go to spec savers Chris :poke: :poke:

I bloody hate tossers who deliberately park close to any of my vehicles when I go out of my way to park safely, I usually leave a calling card :evil:

So is that a waft of old spice after shave and a smart business card or do you just p#ss on the rear wheel arch. :evil:
 
sunnydays said:
People will go out of their way to maliciously damage your car if you are taking up 2 spaces. People can be twats.
Especially people who take up 2 car parks as if they're 'special' ffs...

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buzyg said:
firebobby said:
Chris_D said:
Well said fred. F*ck everyone else.
Why take one space when you can take 2, 3 or even 4.
The meek shall inherit the s**t.
:thumbsup:

You need to go to spec savers Chris :poke: :poke:

I bloody hate tossers who deliberately park close to any of my vehicles when I go out of my way to park safely, I usually leave a calling card :evil:

So is that a waft of old spice after shave and a smart business card or do you just p#ss on the rear wheel arch. :evil:

Yeah, something like that :lol:
 
flybobbie said:
endzed4

I take up two spaces...I'm special :D

Don't you think of yourself as special..shame :(

The problem is that parking like that will attract more attention. Parking out of the way or at the end of a row is the best way of avoiding parking damage. Parking over two spaces will just net you tickets, abuse and vandalism.

It's the same attitude on public transport with people requiring seats for their baggage. It's not an issue on an empty train but given the choice between standing and moving someone's bags onto the floor, I'll choose to take a seat.
 
There's a fella who always parks his evoque in the blue badge area of Tesco Durham ( no badge of course) - now that's a real special stunt in my book!
 
ronk said:
[post]1388831[/post] There's a fella who always parks his evoque in the blue badge area of Tesco Durham ( no badge of course) - now that's a real special stunt in my book!

I regularly see "Cupid Stunts" like that down here as well. :headbang:

Shame supermarkets don't seem to police their car parks! I do my Mother's shopping at a Sainsburys store in North Cheam, and there has been a Zafira with 2 flat tyres in there for months (but to be fair not in a Blue Badge space)!
 
A now departed this world pal who was a T3, when he saw genuine abuse he would park his car behind them - lug himself into his wheelchair and disappear for a while!
To be fair he always offered to swap places when he returned!
 
ronk said:
[post]1388842[/post] A now departed this world pal who was a T3, when he saw genuine abuse he would park his car behind them - lug himself into his wheelchair and disappear for a while! To be fair he always offered to swap places when he returned!

Sorry to hear he isn't still able to do this ronk. :(

Hopefully some people learnt something from that (but sadly I doubt it).
 
Yes, I'm afraid very few saw the "funny" side!
The chap was quite often threatened with violence but took it in his own way " come on fella - knock a man out of his wheelchair"
 
I have special needs...the need to not to have to pay again to have door dings pushed out again.
And still have one dent to be pushed out to remind me daily.
 
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