some g*t keeps egging my car

jpp3941

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Hi guys - been a long time user of the forum, have found all the hints, tips and thoughts from fellow Z4 enthusiasts really interesting and helpful. Had my car for 6 months now and absoutely love it!

However.....I work in the big smoke and get a train in everyday from where i live St.Albans. This involves me driving to the station and parking my car - however after steadily increasing parking fees, reaching a peak of an annual parking permit of £1000, i decided enough and hunted around for some cheeky non permit roads to park at near the station. Bit of a result after having a drive around one sunday and found a nice residential area - only a 5 minute walk for the station that seemed an ideal spot for the Z. 5 months passed and not a problem, the road is obviously know to a select band of train commmuters too, but not too many. So the road is a bit busier than it normally would be, but all of us parking in street are considerate to all the residents and we (well I certainly) have never blocked or parked too near a driveway, etc.

However - lately some **** has taken to egging my car. Its happened for a week now and it is driving me mad, i am having dreams of finding the culprit and killing them. Thankfully the criminal has so far refrained from hitting the roof and has limited it to one egg on the drivers side of the windshield. But this is really making me hopping mad, after getting back from a pretty long day at work to find your pride and joy coveredin egg is blood boiling.

thing is what can i do about it? the perpetrator is in my mind def a resident who is either a) annoyed that i am parking in their street or b) jealous of the car.

thing is that while i am proud of my Z4, its no ferrari and the evny value for a car like that, well you would really expect too much abuse for it. However it does seem that my car is the only one being egged out of all the "commuter cars" parked in the street. Secondly if it is a resident - really in my mind there is no excuse for their actions. Its a public street, and i park in a perfectly safe and considerate manner. They may not like me parking there but I pay my road tax so what ccan they moan about?

regardless of the motivation - what the hell can i do ? no point telling the police as i am sure they will tell me sod off. Out of principle I am not prepared to stop parking there, as it would be to give into bullying. the only option that is in my mind is the stupid idea of hiding nearby in the hope of catching the f**ker and battering them. should i risk them sticking with eggs and hope that it does progress to something far worse like keying or cutting the hood?

i know it might sound petty but damit, i worked hard for the car and for somewhere to happily damage it, and hide in secrecy makes me mad.

any advice guys???


JPP3941

BMW Z4, 05 SE, 3.0l, Titanium Silver, 107's, Dream Red leather all the kit.......
 
I would be tempted to hide a litte vid camera of some sort looking out of the window to try and get some evidence on tape, either that or a good old fashioned shoeing.
That would seriously irritate me too, some people dont deserve the space they occupy.
 
Not good, but it sounds as if a resident is getting fed up with people using their street as a car park during the day! Or it's an eco-mentalist! Apart from parking elsewhere I don't know what to suggest! Not giving in is admirable, but if it means you end up with a damaged car.................!!!

How far do you travel? I got fed up with being stuck in traffic on my way to work and I only travel 9 miles there and back, but it's from one side of town to the other. 12 min to get to work, 35 min to get home!!(rush hour). I solved it by buying a 50cc scooter and leaving the Z4 at home!! Just ride round the jams now! :P
 
i have one solution for you.
attach the camera inside your car where the head goes on the seat , or where you put the winddeflector .

or hide accross the street until they show up.

if someone walks towards your car with their hands in the pocket, wait until they pull out the eggs . quietly go behind them , knock him out, them put them in your trunk.
drive to near ocean, pop the trunk ,grab his hair , drag them down to the cliff, and toss him away

and drive away :driving:

OR PARK SOMEWHERE ELSE :thumbsup:
 
Welcome :thumbsup:

that certainly sucks :thumbsdown:

install CCTV? record and send to cops :idunno:

does it matter where abouts you park - ie same street but further up?
 
its a pretty standard nice residential road, it bends around but mys be about 80 meters or so in length. think i am going to have to investigate the camera option, in the meantime i am hoping that the sod will get bored and leave me alone. Breaker its about a 10 minute drive, the idea of a scooter/bike is appealing but not really a solution that i want to persue in this weather. Going to have to keep you updated on this one, there is no easy solution. But i disagree with parking somewhere else, its a public road, why on earth should i let someone dictate to me where i can and cannot legally park. i am seriously considering hiding in the bushes - but i am worried about going apesh*t if i did catch them (assuming they are smaller than me).....
 
Funny enough iv been on the bike forum i frequent this morning and they were talking about small cameras for hiding on bikes to film riding, im sure the same sort of thing could be useful to you, you could pass the footage on to the local police and see if they cam send a beat bobby round that area with the images of the culpret.
(off to find link to camera off other site)

got to be worth a punt for £13
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/8GB-Spy-Cam-Key-Chain-640x480-Video-1280x960-Camera-U22_W0QQitemZ280416713737QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Gadgets?hash=item414a237c09

here's some footage from it, looks reasonable for the price.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zegb7kllFpI&feature=player_embedded

HTH
 
sadly its to be expected....not only are you parking in 'their street' but you have a classy ride.

count yourself lucky SO FAR - my daughter had her brand new C1 keyed for the same thing.

my advice would be either park elsewhere or find another way of getting to work before the a55hole gets more ambitious or someone else joins in, because this will not go away.....but before you do, it would be good to find out who the culprit is so you can egg their front door.....but pay a visit to the ostrich park first!!! :D

I know lots on here do, but I would NEVER leave my Zed anywhere but a decent car park or non-residential street parking, and even then not all day.
 
hey Robb thanks for that recommendation - really impressed with the quality of the image from the key chain. its got a two hour charge time, but i reckon the fcuker is doing in the morning, possibly on their way to work (that is if they work...) so for £13 it could be a pretty good tool for catching to them.

cheers.

and lacroupade, i completely see you point. I sense its my stubborness regarding the principle of the issue that is making me unwilling to conceed, however should it progress to keying i am sadly sure my attitude my quickly change....

going to see what i can do with the old secret camera route......
 
Once you do get info - don't act yourself but firstly get the police involved with a criminal act charge. Taking matters in your own hand in current day Britain is more likely to end you up in trouble.

If the police doesn't do anything - then there is of course plan B, but at least you have tried the official route.
 
I can see both sides. I live near a private fishing lake which is accessed via the same bridge to our property, on weekends the fishermen insist on parking on the bridge because they're too lazy to carry thier gear any distance. Sometimes double parked which would stop any emergency services getting access should they need to.

Maybe I'll be taking up the egging too!!

I'd be surprised if it's envy, it's not an //M........... :wink:
 
Report it to the Police and make sure you let them know how it upsets you, makes you angry. Then at least if you do catch them and have a go verbally or whatever, at least the Police already have one part to the story.
The actions of a person doing this makes me think they quite likely would not be unknown to the Police, already probably have a record of some kind.

Some people report everything to the Police now, that`s why I tell you to report it. If for example you found out who it was and gave them some verbal abuse, they could actually report that to the Police and you could have a slapped wrist.
 
jpp3941 said:
Breaker its about a 10 minute drive, the idea of a scooter/bike is appealing but not really a solution that i want to persue in this weather.

Get a good jacket and over trousers and on the scooters the weather is no problem! :wink: I also have a motorbike but I wouldn't ride that in the winter as I'd get cold and soaked! You have way more protection on a Scooter. And it's only 10 minuets man!! :P

Depends if that 10 min (or less on a scooter) is worth getting your car damaged I guess! :wink:
 
my friends story just popped up in my head so came back on.

yes my friend technically it's my cousin's friend live in LA US

he drives, well used to drive AUDI TTS convertible.

Oneday he parked in a public street where all these apartments are, pretty small street .

guess what happen.

Some MOtherF***er ripped open his softtop.

how sad huh?

ANDTHEN i don't know how this was done but this guy somehow managed to pour tons of water all over the interior surfaces of the car.

and he ended up losing his car. My cousin also told that he was actually crying.


TRUE STORY 100% NonFiction.

just think about other people having something worse than eggs and park somewhere else.
i know it is a public street, but if you end up with some cursing all over your car like i did( someone keyed all over my left door gladly not z but my other car he put SEX all over my left door what a bi**h,but i managed to get those off with compounds and paintpens) is government going to pay for you car?

just park somewhere safe or ify ou think it' s the residents it's probably going to be the house that you parked infront of. park somewhere else
if it stops. egg their house :) F*** their house up for me :headbang:

anyone plays around with someone elses car make me raging :fuelfire:
 
Shunt said:
I'd be surprised if it's envy, it's not an //M........... :wink:

Is this why the M boys and girls have their own section on the forum?!

On topic... PITA! I agree with Shunt in that I have seen from the residents side, the frustration at least - friends with toddlers that have a shopping centre opened near them and can never park by their house now. Frustrating to say the least, but I think the council are going to introduce residents parking! However, people are legally parked so egging or anything like that is out of order! They just put up with it.

I admire you tenacity but I would probably personally move on in case they do something more serious which could take an age to recover the money for. Although if you do move on they will just think they're winning. I''d probably take pictures over a number of days, report to the police and move on.

Please don't think I'm anything other than sympathetic to your cause or think that the culprit is a complete A-HOLE!

Good luck whatever you decide.
 
cheers for all the advice and thoughts guys. really not sure what to do, pay the extra £90 ish and park at the station or see it through. Def appreciate the advice regarding approach/tackling the fcuker, while i am not a violent person i would lose the plot if i managed to find out who did it. Given the insane justice that we live by these days i am pretty sure that i would be the one who gets nicked.

i do understand the concerns that the residents are getting a raw deal but the street really isnt that busy - there are still a number of spaces available in the road at any given time. by no means would residents or any of their visitors struggle to park up.

i am tempted to buy a complete banger so go to and from the station in - so all comers would be welcome to throw eggs etc at it. i am sure i could pick up a fifth hand micra for £300ish and insure if for about £100....no??

would help keep the mileage on the Z down....
 
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