Go to car, sense something wrong. Press fob. Heavier-than-normal pressure on handle 'trigger' and window doesn't drop the usual 2cm on opening door. Try to close door, can't. Try again, harder. Closes, but with little movement between latching and actual shutting. Then realise window top is outside roof.
Remember watching Turkish traffic policeman opening locked BMW to tow away. Big screwdriver between window and roof. Has someone tried this on mine? Think … go to passenger door. Ditto, window shut but outside roof. (But no fingerprints/smudges on either window or marks on doors.)
Get into car, shut door, try to operate front windows. Nothing. Rears fine. Try roof. Nothing. Search for faults on on-board computer. 'No Faults.' Manually check radio, CD, lights et cetera. No problems. Get out, shut door and realise can re-insert closed window under roof with firm thumbs. Do both, all looks fine, but … driver's window goes 'out' when I open door again. Decide to drive to gun club to ask someone to thumb windows closed with me inside to see if they'll work then … and to shoot.
Arrive, re-thumb driver's window shut, lock car with fob and walk to Reception. Oscillator on DTL clay trap broken. No shooting. Double bo//ocks. Go back to car. Press fob to open. Handle fine. Windows do usual initial drop. Get in, windows rise normally into correct position. Try to open & close fronts, no problem. Try roof, no problem. Drive home, try all again, no problems. Tried again just now. Fine.
So, how did this happen, then ? What caused it?
(I think I know and the answer's not electrical. A clue is that I have a very strong neighbour I collected from A&E yesterday.)
Remember watching Turkish traffic policeman opening locked BMW to tow away. Big screwdriver between window and roof. Has someone tried this on mine? Think … go to passenger door. Ditto, window shut but outside roof. (But no fingerprints/smudges on either window or marks on doors.)
Get into car, shut door, try to operate front windows. Nothing. Rears fine. Try roof. Nothing. Search for faults on on-board computer. 'No Faults.' Manually check radio, CD, lights et cetera. No problems. Get out, shut door and realise can re-insert closed window under roof with firm thumbs. Do both, all looks fine, but … driver's window goes 'out' when I open door again. Decide to drive to gun club to ask someone to thumb windows closed with me inside to see if they'll work then … and to shoot.
Arrive, re-thumb driver's window shut, lock car with fob and walk to Reception. Oscillator on DTL clay trap broken. No shooting. Double bo//ocks. Go back to car. Press fob to open. Handle fine. Windows do usual initial drop. Get in, windows rise normally into correct position. Try to open & close fronts, no problem. Try roof, no problem. Drive home, try all again, no problems. Tried again just now. Fine.
So, how did this happen, then ? What caused it?
(I think I know and the answer's not electrical. A clue is that I have a very strong neighbour I collected from A&E yesterday.)