Going home Monday feeling a bit smug I had fixed my broken roof protector hinges (Six carriage bolts from Wilko stores) and fitted a cargo net to store a few odds and ends.

Decided to drive with the top down.
3 minutes into journey with the top down, lovely evening I spied approaching from my right four Geese gracefully drop into line astern as they had just departed a local pond.
Their flight path I judged would cross me shortly on the road ahead.
Only thought, I bet the b*****s will s**t on me!

Took some removing with soapy water.

Decided to drive with the top down.
3 minutes into journey with the top down, lovely evening I spied approaching from my right four Geese gracefully drop into line astern as they had just departed a local pond.
Their flight path I judged would cross me shortly on the road ahead.
Only thought, I bet the b*****s will s**t on me!

Took some removing with soapy water.