Since I got the zed...

[Nondizzyblonde]

....I have missed the throbbing in my backend, and have been unpleasantly surprised how many b*ggers want to become intimately acquainted with my backend by climbing into my boot.

 

[the cueball]

Yeah, there are a lot of gay drivers around my way too... they love getting close to my backside....

Even had a chav in his Halfruads corsa hit the back of my Jeep last year... it f***g wrecked his car, nothing on mine, and he still wanted my insurance details... idiot...

 

[Jembo]

They're clearly just wantabees... wanting to be having your phone number.

As for that throbbing in your back end, your MR2 days are now over, time to move on & embrace your new love