Silent Horror

[z4alfie]

Today I went to a meeting with one of the very senior partners in my firm. She suggested we go in my Z as 'Ive always thought that car looked pretty' :roll:

When we arrived, I got out and went to get a ticket from the pay and display machine, as I turned and walked back towards the car I saw her standing there smoking a cigarette, How pleased I was that she had waited until she got out of my car......then to my horror I saw she had put her jangley chain covered Prada handbag on the boot lid! she then started raking through it looking for her mobile :evil:

I dont know what was worse, watching her scratch the hell out of my regularly clayed, sealed and carnuba'd paintwork or being unable to say what I was thinking for fear of getting instantly booted.

when we got back she said she prefered her Aston!

 

[pvr]

To be honest - a woman who smokes is enough of an indication ...

 

[RX-78]

I would say "can you give me a pay rise to afford an Aston?"

I told the missus there is no way she'll be allowed to jungle 100 key rings on her copy of the zed's key. I'm just trying to find the courage to tell her only sensible shoes as well but might have to find a *ahm* more tactically safer time. Was considering taking the badge on back of my jeans just to be able to sit in my car. Or a cushion. But both looks a bit nuff :headbang:

 

[peddy]

why fear? I'm guessing it's your pride and joy. i would have told her to move her bag. the other day my girlfriend thought she could lean on my car whilst wearing jeans... she thought wrong.

 

[GAZA62]

I could not have kept quiet calm maybe as she was my boss but not quiet hope she never did any damage mate.

 

[sk93]

just bring your toolbox with you and start fannying around in it for a wrench, whilst it's perched on her aston's boot... I'm sure she'll get the point

 

[lacroupade]

To be honest - a woman who smokes is enough of an indication ...

+1 nasty.

 

[Woots]

Two choices here...

Number one- put her in her place!
Number two- put her in her place..then proceed to touch her breasts (if she is fit??)

Either way you risk gettin into trouble with the boss...but why not go out in style

 

[ga41]

I probably wouldnt say anything either. Women bosses tend to be quite spiteful...

 

[z4alfie]

I told the other half about it last night and seem to have opened a whole new can of worms that started with......'If I had done that you'd have hit the roof........describe her!' somehow, I just never know the right thing to say in those circumstances

 

[PaulN]

As above was she fit enough to warrent a few scratches on the Bonnet?

I bet the mark will come out no probs too.

Cheers

PaulN

 

[Breaker]

I wouldn't have said anything either. I would have picked the bag up and handed it too her with a sarcastic smile! If that didn't work, then I would have said something! :wink:

Mind you if she had done that to my new Z4 I wouldn't have said anything, but I would have been charged with assault!!

If she was worried about looking good turning up, why didn't she go in her Aston? :wink:

And as said before, women who smoke are just garbage!

 

[easty027]

id have made her walk back

 

[lacroupade]

Well IMHO it shows one of two things, either a complete lack of respect or a significant degree of intimacy/over-familiarity.

Make your move based on whichever you think applies LOL.

Personally I'd have taken the light-hearted approach and defused things by giving it.... "ARRRGGHH MY F*CKING PAINTWORK!!!!"

VERY LOUDLY IN HER LEFT EARHOLE.....

 

[Aebous]

I think I'd just politely ask her not to let her purse rest on the car while digging through it. Purses do have shoulder straps right? Even Pradas?