Today was a nice sunny day so I thought I would wash the car. Inspired by the weather, I dropped the hood and put the radio on to drown out the noise of the workmen who are building an extension next door. After I had put the polish on, my mobile rang and it was my mate, asking how things were going. I went into the garage for privacy and then launched into a tyrade of abuse (including expletives, personal remarks and insults) about the builders next door covering my car in dust etc which meant I had to spend my afternoon cleaning it. He agreed, (made statements like 'Thick builders, ars**oles etc) Oh how we laughed in a superior sort of way about these stupid no hopers. Then we said our goodbyes and I went back out onto the drive. Lots of angry looking builders........ who had listened to the whole conversation over the bluetooth.
Nicely done sir