Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is

[Z4MAD]

Just a thought................
Would it not be somewhat concerning for someone who addresses all and sundry as 'Comrade' to be invited to the town house of our illustrious royalty?
Comrade Liz??

(Though to be fair, most military personnel seem to refer to her as 'Auntie Betty'. )

Dearest Comrades Enuff-Zed and Pondrew,

Nay, you are quite perfectly incorrect in your perceptions and assertions in regards to 'Comrades'.

'Comrades' is universally defined throughout the whole of Christendom as: "A companion who shares ones activities; or is a fellow member of an organisation".

So, there you have it, it is nay my fault that the Trotskyites and others of a similar communistic bent have purloined the word 'Comrade' and in so doing have invoked an wholly disparate definition.

As forever is the case, I may have one or two faults, but being wrong has never been one of 'em. All this notwithstanding, I would confirm that I was wrong once,... but that was when I thought I was wrong, but wasn't

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[Pondy]

As forever is the case, I may have one or two faults, but being wrong has never been one of 'em. All this notwithstanding, I would confirm that I was wrong once,... but that was when I thought I was wrong, but wasn't

Me too pal. I thought I may have been wrong once, but I was mistaken

 

[Z4MAD]

As forever is the case, I may have one or two faults, but being wrong has never been one of 'em. All this notwithstanding, I would confirm that I was wrong once,... but that was when I thought I was wrong, but wasn't

Me too pal. I thought I may have been wrong once, but I was mistaken

Dear Comrade Pondrew,

I observe by their absence that the reprobate division whom from time to time venture forth with contrarian views and opinions, appear to have lost heart in this most magnificent of threads that has at this time of two minutes past two o'clock in the afternoon well exceeded my defined aggregate of three thousand views with a not inconsequential ratio of posts to views.

With kind regards,

MAD of Pickled Peacock Manor

 

[Z4MAD]

As forever is the case, I may have one or two faults, but being wrong has never been one of 'em. All this notwithstanding, I would confirm that I was wrong once,... but that was when I thought I was wrong, but wasn't

Me too pal. I thought I may have been wrong once, but I was mistaken

Dear Comrade Pondrew,

I observe by their absence that the reprobate division whom from time to time venture forth with contrarian views and opinions, appear to have lost heart in this most magnificent of threads that has at this time of two minutes past two o'clock in the afternoon well exceeded my defined aggregate of three thousand views with a not inconsequential ratio of posts to views.

With kind regards,

MAD of Pickled Peacock Manor

As an post script to that before written, I note from another thread that you have negotiated the acquisition of an BMW that has four seats but is an convertible. Am I to presuppose that in the light of the aforementioned you will soon commence a thread extolling the virtues of an BMW with four seats?

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[Pondy]

As an post script to that before written, I note from another thread that you have negotiated the acquisition of an BMW that has four seats but is an convertible. Am I to presuppose that in the light of the aforementioned you will soon commence a thread extolling the virtues of an BMW with four seats?

I can't help but smile when I read your ridiculous posts. Admittedly I don't understand most of them, but still make me chuckle.
Have to be a bit careful not to diversify too much on here; it can upset the natives. It is Z4s all the way really (for obvious reasons).
You are allowed to post elsewhere on the forum, you know.

 

[Z4MAD]

As an post script to that before written, I note from another thread that you have negotiated the acquisition of an BMW that has four seats but is an convertible. Am I to presuppose that in the light of the aforementioned you will soon commence a thread extolling the virtues of an BMW with four seats?

I can't help but smile when I read your ridiculous posts. Admittedly I don't understand most of them, but still make me chuckle.
Have to be a bit careful not to diversify too much on here; it can upset the natives. It is Z4s all the way really (for obvious reasons).
You are allowed to post elsewhere on the forum, you know.

Dearest Comrade Pondrew,

Yay, I say unto you, it is nay my fault that I am not as yet in possession of an BMW; more particularly an BMW Z4 35is. Indeed, I could write an whole tome, a thesis even on the convoluted and indeed serpentine travails that have been set before me by purveyors both private and commercial of the aforementioned thaumaturgical behemothic-motorised horseless carriage. Much of it you would struggle to assimilate or indeed believe such is the diminished degree of veracity of the so-called purveyors. I have no doubt that when I am least expecting such a device to arrive, one will appear, I shall love it and keep it forever (as is my wont) it will spend its entirety of life within my orphanage in which the children of wholly iniquitous personages have been abandoned and cast aside only for their single-parent to beget yet another. And here they are protected, safe and secure within my fort, with its portcullis sustaining their security forevermore.

I have ruminated deeply on this matter; I am by no means colour-prejudiced, but I am thinking that Melbourne Red would look quite swish, as would that lovely mid-blue metallic of which I know not its nomenclature. It seems to me, by way of casual observation that so many cars from all manufacturers are proportionately great in number of a whole panoply of shades from silver, through to dark grey and black with myriad intermediate shades between. I also quite like the yellow which appears to be similar to the Ferrari shade of giallo-fly. Should I acquire such a machine in said colour, I would then have emblazoned along both sides at a height of nine and one half of an inch these words written in jet black copperplate: "Why So Serious?"

With kind regards,

MAD of Spearmint Rhino Manor

 

[Pondy]

Don't think they did the 35is in yellow

 

[Argyll Andy]

Don't think they did the 35is in yellow

35i/iS’s came in AY

https://z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=130144

 

[Z4MAD]

Don't think they did the 35is in yellow

Dearest Comrade Pondrew,

Suddenly, I realise I have become a forum member with an exiguous degree of expertise. This has been revealed by your goodself who know not what colours the Illustrious, Thaumaturgical, Road Burning, Tarmac Shredding (with the Behemothic Sex Cylinder, Twin Turbo-charged, with Three Hundred and Forty Equines of Power, may be painted.

I suspect the Ferrari Giallo Fly Yellow is likely to be perceived as an Marmite colour on the BMW Z4. It is quite a wild colour that would imbue the conductor of the machine with a certain aspect of eccentricity; I have a registration number that would be wonderfully apt on an Z4 in this particular hue.

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[Pondy]

I have a registration number that would be wonderfully hugely apt on an Z4 in this particular hue.
MAD

What is it; CU51ARD? Or E89 0 YUK?

 

[Z4MAD]

I have a registration number that would be wonderfully hugely apt on an Z4 in this particular hue.
MAD

What is it; CU51ARD? Or E89 0 YUK?

Dearest Comrade Pondrew,

Nay, I regret to advise you that neither of your prospective registration numbers is even close. However, the CU51ARD would be more than excellent; the E90 0 YUK is just a little too esoteric; the registration which will adorn the BMW Z4 35is when it arrives will be completely, utterly and wildly exoteric. Everyone that views it will see it for exactly what it is........ something that is absolutely spellbinding and quite perfect for a High Priest of Pantisocracy.

With kind regards,

MAD - Master of Prestidigitation (Acronym - MOP)

 

[Pondy]

Pantisocracy.
Prestidigitation (Acronym - MOP)

Where do you get these words from? I've never heard of either of those (and am getting a little tired of having to look them up TBH)

 

[Z4MAD]

Pantisocracy.
Prestidigitation (Acronym - MOP)

Where do you get these words from? I've never heard of either of those (and am getting a little tired of having to look them up TBH)

Dearest Comrade Pondrew,

I spent a goodly part of my life weaving nets to catch the wind and it is from following this most interesting of occupations that progressively I became an logophile, such the aspect became perquisite and indeed omnifarious to my life; albeit that I will, on occasions use an ellipsis.

With kind regards,

MAD - Prince of Pleonasm conjoined to concinnity

 

[Pondy]

I spent a goodly part of my life weaving nets to catch the wind and it is from following this most interesting of occupations that progressively I became an logophile, such the aspect became perquisite and indeed omnifarious to my life; albeit that I will, on occasions use an ellipsis.
MAD - Prince of Pleonasm conjoined to concinnity

I give up. You win

 

[Z4MAD]

I spent a goodly part of my life weaving nets to catch the wind and it is from following this most interesting of occupations that progressively I became an logophile, such the aspect became perquisite and indeed omnifarious to my life; albeit that I will, on occasions use an ellipsis.
MAD - Prince of Pleonasm conjoined to concinnity

I give up. You win

Dearest Comrade Pondrew,

There is nothing to win, and conversely, there is nothing to lose. And as Confucious said; A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials. For myself, I would direct you to a poem by an American poet of the Nineteenth Century named Henry Wadsworth Longfellow; the poem is entitled 'The Builders' it is a quite remarkable poem in which he utilises aspects of building and architecture in an allegorical and indeed analogous manner therefrom to use those aspects to symbolically forge a character,... it is centred around aspects of morality, behaving correctly if you will,... essentially utilising the old language of Fidelity, Trust, Prudence, Fortitude, Respect, Self Control, Diligence, Dignity and Honour............. I thought I would throw an ellipsis in for good measure

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[Pondy]

there is nothing to loose.

Got ya! Lose not loose
A typographical error, maybe. A small victory, nonetheless :lol:

 

[Z4MAD]

there is nothing to loose.

Got ya! Lose not loose

Dearest Comrade Pondrew,

Indeed you have, well spotted

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[Pondy]

there is nothing to loose.

Got ya! Lose not loose

Dearest Comrade Pondrew,

Indeed you have, well spotted

With kind regards,

MAD

Have you noticed everybody else has given up on this thread, except you and I?
I am starting to feel like an outcast (like that hasn't happened 'afore) and I blame your good self

 

[Z4MAD]

Dearest Comrades One and All,

I thought I should mention that my target of three thousand viewings by an half past eight o'clock this eventide has been exceeded by a country mile; the running total is now at three thousand three hundred and forty two. I am wondering would it be worthwhile erecting a turnstile and making a charge for admission, with all proceeds going to the mission of the wives or partners of Z4 aficionado's that may perchance require a new Rolex watch, with diamonds of course

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[Z4MAD]

Got ya! Lose not loose

Dearest Comrade Pondrew,

Indeed you have, well spotted

With kind regards,

MAD

Have you noticed everybody else has given up on this thread, except you and I?
I am starting to feel like an outcast (like that hasn't happened 'afore) and I blame your good self

Dearest Comrade Pondrew,

You need to be more positive about this matter, for it not a matter of them giving up, it is more a matter of them not keeping up

With kind regards,

MAD