Seeking an immaculate Z4 35is

[Z4MAD]

Dear Comrade Inkeys,

I note you write in monosyllabic terms; furthermore you appear to be seeking conflict where there is none. In the light of this, I should be most appreciative were you not to communicate with me again as I have no further desire to engage with you.

Thank you.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD

 

[Scubaregs]

Have we time warped back to medieval times?

 

[Z4MAD]

Dear Comrade Scubaregs,

Aye, you may well be correct in your assertion. However, I have a conundrum for you: I do hold within my tutelage two Destriers of Italian heritage

This Forum is becoming addictive,... I really, really, must climb the wooden hill to bed.

Night, night.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD

 

[john-e89]

Dear Comrades of the Forum
I think this may be what is commonly known as a wind up.

Thou seems tohavest had thine arse spanked royaly there goodly inksey….. :telloff: :lol:

 

[Z4MAD]

Dear Comrade John-89,

It is said: "The Pen is Mightier than the Sword"

However, I do not believe Inksey meant any real harm, but I do find it is always better to immediately resolve an issue before the protagonist precipitates a crusade culminating in downright war

Damn,... it's almost midnight, all I'm trying to do is acquire a nice Z4 35is and you reprobates are starving me from peregrinating within my dreams with beautiful deshabilles ( I should be so lucky!)

I am definitely off to bed now.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD

 

[inkey$]

Dear Comrade John-89,

It is said: "The Pen is Mightier than the Sword"

However, I do not believe Inksey meant any real harm, but I do find it is always better to immediately resolve an issue before the protagonist precipitates a crusade culminating in downright war

Damn,... it's almost midnight, all I'm trying to do is acquire a nice Z4 35is and you reprobates are starving me from peregrinating within my dreams with beautiful deshabilles ( I should be so lucky!)

I am definitely off to bed now.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD

Thou art most perceptive, Z4MAD.

 

[john-e89]

….

As a box of frogs…. :wink:

 

[Scubaregs]

Someone has swallowed a Thesaurus.

 

[BeeEmm]

I do hold within my tutelage two Destriers of Italian heritage

Are they prancing?

 

[Zed Baron]

I do hold within my tutelage two Destriers of Italian heritage

Are they prancing?

One mans destrier is another mans rouncey or palfrey, could be Fiat 500's

 

[Z4MAD]

Dear Comrade Red Baron,

In response to your enquiry I am able to offer confirmation that the 'Destriers' are indeed of the prancing variety.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD

 

[Silverstar]

Dear Comrade Red Baron,

In response to your enquiry I am able to offer confirmation that the 'Destriers' are indeed of the prancing variety.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD

I do like the prancing variety, how about sharing some photos of the pair?

 

[Z4MAD]

Someone has swallowed a Thesaurus.

Dear Comrade Scubaregs,

Yes, I have one thesaurus at breakfast time, another thesaurus at lunch time; the third thesaurus is consumed in the eventide immediately following dinner; this triumvirate degree of consumption keeps me wholly abreast of any neologism that may arrive during the hours of daylight and even into the crepuscular time within the vespertine hours prior to the witching hour.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD

 

[Z4MAD]

Dear Comrade John-89,

It is said: "The Pen is Mightier than the Sword"

However, I do not believe Inksey meant any real harm, but I do find it is always better to immediately resolve an issue before the protagonist precipitates a crusade culminating in downright war

Damn,... it's almost midnight, all I'm trying to do is acquire a nice Z4 35is and you reprobates are starving me from peregrinating within my dreams with beautiful deshabilles ( I should be so lucky!)

I am definitely off to bed now.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD

Thou art most perceptive, Z4MAD.

Dear Comrade Inkey$,

Aye, it may because I have an aspect of metanoia due to my peregrinations and indeed pernoctations undercover of the velvet cloak of darkness; I also have a modest degree of sesquipedalianism which enables a certain aspect of lucubration.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD residing at Chocolate Chimney Cottage

 

[Colin_E]

Am I the only person here wondering if "Z4Barking" might be yet another alter-ego of a previously prominent member here?
You don't mention a pigmentation preference yet (that's colour for the monosyllabic amongst us) ...but might it be yellow?

 

[john-e89]

Am I the only person here wondering if "Z4Barking" might be yet another alter-ego of a previously prominent member here?
You don't mention a pigmentation preference yet (that's colour for the monosyllabic amongst us) ...but might it be yellow?

Good thinking but said previous member is after an E86…..I think…why is beyond me but some like them for reasons I canny fathom…. :wink:

 

[Sgreen]

@z4mad I have also sent you a pm about my 35is that I have for sale, but have had no feedback. Are you looking to buy a 35is?

 

[Z4MAD]

@z4mad I have also sent you a pm about my 35is that I have for sale, but have had no feedback. Are you looking to buy a 35is?

Dear Sgreen,

With the greatest respect I can confirm that I responded to your PM yesterday evening. I clearly recollect that the PM was written by a female to whom I responded.

In response to your enquiry as to whether I am interested in a Z4 35is you will note that my original post to which you have responded concerns this matter and no other.

I thank you for contacting me; but be assured, please, that I have responded to your PM of yesterday.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD

 

[Sgreen]

Hi Z4mad,

Strange I have received no Pm, would you mind checking your sent items, and if there could you kindly resend.

Thank you

 

[Z4MAD]

Hi Z4mad,

Strange I have received no Pm, would you mind checking your sent items, and if there could you kindly resend.

Thank you

Dear Comrade Sgreen,

May I commence, please, by stating that I am unfamiliar with the procedures on Forums such that most operational aspects are alien; nonetheless I believe that in the circumstances I have proceeded reasonably well. Indeed, it was not until I was advised by Woolybear and others to include Andy Argyll did I become aware of the personal message function; as such I made a request to Andy Argyll as to its location. Therefrom I have since responded to the three e-mails that I received and distinctly recollect your name is Sharon. All this notwithstanding, just a moment ago I checked the PM function and I do regret to say that I am unable to establish where the PM is located which I transmitted to you yesterday evening,... I can only presume that my lack of procedural knowledge has created an incorrect transmission. I really am so sorry about this Sharon, and trust that you will exonerate me.

Once again I apologise for any inconvenience I may have caused to you.

With kind regards,

Z4MAD