Rocket Man

Sometimes a person sees things and wonders wtf. Sometime a person sees things and needs someone else to confirm the wtf. This is the latter of the two.
 
Hello 911
911 operator:
Yes caller what type of emergancy please? This call may be recorded for quality control purposes.

20ducks:
Ummmm, I think I've just laughed way too hard.

911 operator:
Okay, how hard did you laugh?

20ducks:
Ummm, not sure but a clump of lung flew out of my mouth and onto my laptop keyboard.

911 operator:
Was there any blood, are you bleeding? Does your keyboard still function properly?

20ducks:
No, no blood just this blob. My computer works fine except for the space bar.

911 operator:
Dell's consumer assistance is; 866 666 DELL. call them because you don't have a medical emergency then do you?

20ducks:
Guess not <cough>

911 operator:
Good bye and have a super day.
 
Greg they put a cubs hat on picasso in Chicago. I tried to find a picture of it for you. Maybe the big guy Phil can find it and post it for you.
 
Mr Turtle is back. But I had a new experience today.....I sneezed. Don't want to do that again for a month. Whooaaa......
 
I like Swiss people, especially if they can fly. Now French flying people are different, I'm not sure if I like them.
 
French flying people,now there would be a sight to see. Swiss is good, like their chocolate too!
 
Ya know, that White Sox game they played last night was not a bad game to watch. And the good guys won to boot!

Go Cubs.
 
Rabman said it best regarding the catcher AJ.: (paraphrased) "hate the guy, but want him on my team." Griffey made an outstanding throw and the big polack stopped the runner from the plate AND held onto the ball. Good baseball, that.
 
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