Red leather seats for sale..... Nuts

Sellers dreaming but I love the ad title - BMW Z4 RED leather seats GENUINE JAMES BOND 007 SPEC Z4M :rofl:

...and the price is all the eights £888.88 :lol:
 
Moheddine said:
I've offered him £007
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The reply I got:

"is that with ur wife/ gfriend/ sister/ daughter handin over the money in a thong and nippleless bra like some ov the bond girls?"

My reply:

"I'll give you all the above - along with my Z4 that was used in Golden Eye, and a unicorn from the barn I currently have it stored in"

:fuelfire:
 
Nondizzyblonde said:
Ha ha, this could turn into an epic.
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Hahaha! I must admit, I've yet to see a Bond film that includes a nippleless bra. Was it the same one that had a Z4 in it? At least he's taking it in good humour.
 
Moheddine said:
Moheddine said:
I've offered him £007
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The reply I got:

"is that with ur wife/ gfriend/ sister/ daughter handin over the money in a thong and nippleless bra like some ov the bond girls?"

My reply:

"I'll give you all the above - along with my Z4 that was used in Golden Eye, and a unicorn from the barn I currently have it stored in"

:fuelfire:
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Classic :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
I just asked him why with the seats coming from a zed and further pictures below to prove that it was a well looked after car, are the pictures below of an audi ? Personally, I think this is someone having a laugh, and I suspect it's someone from this forum. So own up, who is it?
 
His reply!!!

"ive just increased the price, the response is 2 good only been listed for a few hours!!

Way to good to take "ladies" or any other item barter it has to b cash, hard cash women and there tasty bits come and go but seats like these don't there a one off!!!!

now were my tuxedo, im off for some 007ing action !!!!

thanks

p.s. seats will b well cleaned b4 dispatch LOL"


HAHAHAHA!!!
 
This is the reply I got - thank God the price doesn't include the Audi pictured.... but it does include the door cards !

This advert is for the BARE:

BMW Z4

DRIVER RED LEATHER GENUINE SEATS
PASSENGER RED LEATHER GENUINE SEATS
DRIVER RED LEATHER BARE DOOR CARD
PASSENGER RED LEATHER BARE DOOR CARD


NOTHING ELSE!


- motor_salvage
 
Moheddine said:
His reply!!!

"ive just increased the price, the response is 2 good only been listed for a few hours!!

Way to good to take "ladies" or any other item barter it has to b cash, hard cash women and there tasty bits come and go but seats like these don't there a one off!!!!

now were my tuxedo, im off for some 007ing action !!!!

thanks

p.s. seats will b well cleaned b4 dispatch LOL"


HAHAHAHA!!!
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Yeah the response of us lot taking the p*ss. As for them being a one off..... I have my own sitting very happily inside my Zed on the drive. Now that I know they are sooooo rare I will take even better care of them.
 
Dear motor_salvage,

Is the ejector seat still fully functional?

Thanks

Dear xedbot,

it is when she sits on it, defo some injector going through the roof

- motor_salvage
 
xedbot said:
Dear motor_salvage,

Is the ejector seat still fully functional?

Thanks

Dear xedbot,

it is when she sits on it, defo some injector going through the roof

- motor_salvage
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This is actually making me laugh out loud!!! Getting funny looks from passengers on the train with me!

My reply:

Okay, before this increases in value anymore / ends up in the local Hard Rock Cafe - my best offer...

1,000,000 Italian Lira, a game of Baccarat, and a swim in my pool of caviar. Take it or leave it Mr Bond.

Sincerely,

Mr Valentin Zukovsky
 
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