Ratio of women to men

Woots said:
who says i wouldnt be tagged in at some point :heat:
but in all honesty, if i came home from work and saw you both playing doctors and nurses, i wouldnt kick either of you out of bed...
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I don't know about "tagged", but if your bride to be gets to read this lot you'll certainly get slotted.
 
chrisj900 said:
i take one weekend off due to a bad night out on Friday and now ive just spent 25 min catching up on this topic ( an extra page has appeared in that time) :headbang: . how did the actual question go off topic within the first page to turn into a z4 dating page??? :thumbsup:
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i didnt really intend anyone to comment on their thoughts of ratios...just knew it would drag some ppl into the thread and see what happened
 
Stuart Truman said:
Woots said:
who says i wouldnt be tagged in at some point :heat:
but in all honesty, if i came home from work and saw you both playing doctors and nurses, i wouldnt kick either of you out of bed...
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I don't know about "tagged", but if your bride to be gets to read this lot you'll certainly get slotted.
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oh most certainly, right in the Penis
 
Woots said:
Bing said:
There's a line in Top Gun that is perfect for Woots right now :wink:
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the elite...the best of the best..

thats one yeahh??
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Nope - "your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash" :wink:
 
Adamski said:
Took me 25 mins to read through all that :lol:

Did Carol make Woots that cup of tea in the end? If not, why not? :fuelfire:
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I was too busy at the recipe exchange meeting at our local village hall. :P
 
markeg said:
Thank God for that, thought Bing was gonna say:

"Take me to bed or lose me forever"
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:rofl: :rofl: or break into song... Though perhaps Ruby has lost that loving feeling :lol:

Woots - by far my favourite film ever in the history of cheesy military movies :thumbsup:
 
Bing said:
markeg said:
Thank God for that, thought Bing was gonna say:

"Take me to bed or lose me forever"
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:rofl: :rofl: or break into song... Though perhaps Ruby has lost that loving feeling :lol:

Woots - by far my favourite film ever in the history of cheesy military movies :thumbsup:
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oh its not cheese...its true to life...sure its used as recruitment in the careers office

Im not just sure...im HIV positive.....
 
You just know a night out with Woots wouldn't be boring. Dodging bouncers, pi55ed off boyfriends, girls who just want to give you a slap... :D
 
Stuart Truman said:
You just know a night out with Woots wouldn't be boring. Dodging bouncers, pi55ed off boyfriends, girls who just want to give you a slap... :D
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would have to make sure we were out just long enough to get rubes and mrs woots drunk enough :bonk:
 
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