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Carol M

Lifer
I am sick to death of stupid idiots trying to race me at traffic lights.

I am also sick of cars throwing up boulders that bounce off my bonnet/windscreen.

I am also sick of pot holes, in particular ones that take chunks out my wheel.

I am sick of stupid shaped petrol hoses that think my tank is full when it isn't

I can't think of anything else at the moment. Give me a minute. :headbang:
 
Carol M said:
Thanks Darren, feel free to join in!
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I'm not very good at Ranting, wish I was!!

Had one the other week though when a guy was on the radio as a contestant and wanted his 15 mins of fame, proper anorak who kept on using the phrase " for me sins" when asked about his job, wife hobbies etc, I posted on my FB page, quite out of character for me :D
 
How about the chav boy racer with a soil pipe for an exhaust and some cr*p rap so called music belting out sitting on your bumper in town traffic.
Buss drivers who think they need your side of the road also.
 
I,l help you out Carol :)
i,m sick of arses on the drive into Bradford on the dual carriageway from Keighley :cry: every morning there's always one who sits at 48MPH ( yes i appreciate that is the limit) in the outside lane forcing me to undertake them :evil:
why not just do 50 on the inside lane you fcckin moron :-x :-x
 
I'm sick of elephant races on motorways and dual carriageways. (HGVs overtaking each other and acting like a rolling roadblock)
 
Stuart Truman said:
I'm sick of elephant races on motorways and dual carriageways. (HGVs overtaking each other and acting like a rolling roadblock)
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A34 daytime is THE worst for that :headbang:
 
Darren Slone said:
Carol M said:
Thanks Darren, feel free to join in!
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I'm not very good at Ranting, wish I was!!

Had one the other week though when a guy was on the radio as a contestant and wanted his 15 mins of fame, proper anorak who kept on using the phrase " for me sins" when asked about his job, wife hobbies etc, I posted on my FB page, quite out of character for me :D
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I spent 8 months sat opposite a woman who over used the phrase "for me sins"...she had, on rotation, about 4 irritating phrases, I was fit to explode by my final day...in fact, despite being head of the department, I could think of no way of subtly extricating myself from my unfortunate position, she was that bad.

she used to eat food that was too big for one mouthful by putting say, 15% of the item in her mouth and sort of chewing it in, hands' free, like a dog.
she used to apply roll on deodorant at her desk
when leaving her desk she used to stow her mobile in her bra...

but worst of all, you kind of got the impression she thought blokes quite liked her.. :?
 
Maintain eye contact with the traffic light racers and laugh as they boot it.

Sacrificial set of wheels over the winter?

Gimp mask/clear bra to protect the front

Complain to the petrol companies

You also failed to mention idiot drivers; tailgaters, turning without signalling, people who drive too slow, and those that abuse speed limits in built up areas
 
Dav the wheel nut said:
How about posts on car forums about pink ladies shoes that attract over 550 views and 43 replies :roll: :headbang:
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The growing intolerance of some members on his forum who complain about non car related topics in the lounge :D
 
Stuart Truman said:
I'm sick of elephant races on motorways and dual carriageways. (HGVs overtaking each other and acting like a rolling roadblock)
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You should see the near carnage that happens every day here in Germany from that one. The muppet lorry drivers from the eastern block countries will put the turn indicators on AS they are changing lanes. Instead of before changing lanes. And doing so after having NOT looked in the mirror to see if it's clear or not. All because they just can't stand doing 99KPH behind another lorry when the lorry limit is 100KPH. They will do this on the unrestricted autobahns. I have done some major brake checks while doing over 100MPH because of these arseloch's.
 
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