Problem with my Z4C

[ksher]

I ALWAYS park over two spaces whether I'm in my zed of my X5. People will drive past and call me all names under the sun for taking two spaces but in reality there are always many other spaces available. I just dont chance having to have dents/scratches removed. I have just had scratches and dents removed from when some idiot who was driving nect to me decided to drive into me - I dont want any more!!

I think taking up 2 parking spaces will even get people to scratch your car.

 

[Lucy]

My name is Lucy and I have a parking problem too :lol:

I don't park next to people carriers.
I don't park next to cars with baby seats in them.
I don't park next to 4x4's.
I try to find an end space.
If i'm in a fairly empty car park I will take two spaces.
I will drive around for hours until I find a good space.
Sometimes I have parked in a space and decided it's not good enough, so i've gone and found another one even if it's taken me an extra 10 minutes.

If a car park is very busy to the point of there not being any empty area's miles away, and i've had to look for a random spot between cars, on a few occasions I have come across two empty ones next to eachother, so I will park in one but not get out until someone has parked in the other one next to me. So I can watch them park and get out of the car making sure they don't damage mine. You can see that they know they are being watched so they are very, very careful. Whereas if there was no one in the car they wouldn't give a s**t and probably ding your door.

Yes, I'm a saddo.

This was a very special day for me:

:bow:


Also, if like me, you take extra care to park where there are no assholes around. But you always come back to your car to find a stupid shed of a people carrier parked next to you that's left 2 inches between your cars, then just print these off and plant one on their windscreen:
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/files/notice_1.pdf
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/files/notice_2.pdf
I keep a small stash in my handbag, ready for the assholes.

 

[Pauly]

Thanks Lucy I have printed some of these notices out and will issue them to the next arse hole that parks 2 inches from my motor!

 

[Reggie-g75]

Had some inbred scrubber in Morrisons car-park today park too close for comfort. Mind, it was Morrisons in Hartcliffe (those who know Bristol will know what I mean) so I'm probably as much to blame - putting out temptation.

I'll also use those notices when I see selfish, ignorant ####s with special needs park in mother & baby spaces - really f#ckin' winds me up!! :x :x