Post your "selfies" here
- Thread starter mr wilks
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Crazy as a coconut!! 
I have never really done selfies, but I have literally put into practice just now EVERYTHING I learnt from various FB and Twitter selfies... 
Dodgy roots.... check ( I am going to the hairdressers tomorrow, honestly !)
Purposefully messed up hair to emulate that just shagged look .... check
Cleavage on show ... check
Trout pout ..... check ( proud of that )
Looking slightly pissed or simple..... check
Slightly out of focus .... check
Dodgy roots.... check ( I am going to the hairdressers tomorrow, honestly !)
Purposefully messed up hair to emulate that just shagged look .... check
Cleavage on show ... check
Trout pout ..... check ( proud of that )
Looking slightly pissed or simple..... check
Slightly out of focus .... check
Carol M said:
I could do the looking back over my shoulder look with hair 'seductively' falling across one eye ?
mr wilks said:NDB , are you or have you ever been Catherine Tate ?
No, nothing against red heads..... BUT. In past lives I have been compared to Abi Titmus however !
Carol M said:
She looks like she's whistling rather than pouting!
Trout pouts are hard I'll have you know - especially when you've only had a few minutes practice !
Carol M said:Nondizzyblonde said:
That'll do, try that.
Get a room you pair
Carol M said:Nondizzyblonde said:
That'll do, try that.
Here it is.... and I think my trout pout is much better this time
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I did that one with the help of a mirror ......
lux good said:
Not doing another one ! First it's the trout pout, then it's no cleavage.... just no pleasing some people :thumbsdown:
By the seaside...
PerryGunn said:This is the standard you should be aiming forNondizzyblonde said:
and this is what you should be trying to avoid
I sadly couldn't aim for the first one, as she's half my age, has half my stomach and a pair of falsies.
As for the second one..... when I said I'd never done selfies, I was lying, and this was one I was particularly proud of. RUDE. :x