Pointless thread about heated seats

[Mau]

3 is the minimum for the missus, 1 is the absolute maximum for me...

 

[StevenH72]

I read a journal once (a while ago in fairness) stating that heated car seats can reduce fertility in men.

As a childless 25 year old, who this easter would have been with his girlfriend for 6 years, I'd better get heated seats and crank it up to "3" sharpish :wink:

 

[SynapticFire]

This thread caused much mirth here!
When we picked my Zed up (the weekend after the ridiculous week of snow) my girlfriend and I both put the seats to 3. By the time we'd hit the M4 and had a toilet stop, mine was turned off. Hers stayed on 3 for the 90 mile trip back home!! Crazy!

 

[ben g]

i always put mine on 3 and have the blowers on low-cool.

 

[winny]

Mine are always on 3 for the entire trip, my 16 yo son turns his off within 5 mins

Sent from my Phablet

 

[ScorpionFrance]

...the Wife will wear socks and stuff to bed wrap up in the duvet and I am in my pants.

Too much information! :roll:
Scorp.

 

[ab7]

I read a journal once (a while ago in fairness) stating that heated car seats can reduce fertility in men.

As a childless 25 year old, who this easter would have been with his girlfriend for 6 years, I'd better get heated seats and crank it up to "3" sharpish :wink:

My GF says I'm not allowed to use the heated seats for this very reason.

I've used them once to check they work and that's about it... she likes using them though :x

 

[ewwimbledon]

No offence to the ladies but women carry their fat on their legs and bums whereas us men have stomachs, moobs and chins. That's why women like #3 because it takes longer for the flesh to heat up IMO.

 

[ewwimbledon]

Ps apparently drinking tap water reduces fertility because it is recycled sewage and women pee out female hormones. Ie if you believe all this crap you'll never go to the gym, have a hot shower, eat a mint, drink alcohol, etc etc and life would not be worth living.

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

Ps apparently drinking tap water reduces fertility because it is recycled sewage and women pee out female hormones. Ie if you believe all this crap you'll never go to the gym, have a hot shower, eat a mint, drink alcohol, etc etc and life would not be worth living.

I recently taught some of my GP colleagues about the new updated NICE guidelines (Feb 2013) on fertility and in my presentation I quoted NICE under the heading of "Tight underwear" that "men should be informed that there IS an association between elevated scrotal temperature and reduced semen quality, but that it is uncertain whether wearing loose fitting underwear improves fertility" take from that what you will..

 

[bigdog]

Strange how ladies can stand the 3 setting for longer than the chaps ?
Wife can go 20 mins on 3 whereas i,m on 1 within 5 :? reminds me of that game from the eighties from japan "endurance"

Easy answer. Plums aren't for roasting on a BBQ. The wife's 328 setting 3 is nearly enough to start a bush fire. God forbid if one has the seat on 3 and they've had a can of beans the night before. Could be embarrassing explaining the fire to the insurance adjuster and your doctor. In the Zed 3 is about a 2 from the wife's car.

The question I want to ask Carol M. Explain #1.

 

[Carol M]

No.1? Like you've wee'd yourself......a warm spreading feeling on your seat.

 

[Quadracer]

No.1? Like you've wee'd yourself......a warm spreading feeling on your seat.

You wee yourself often?

 

[bigdog]

No.1? Like you've wee'd yourself......a warm spreading feeling on your seat.

You wee yourself often?

That's what I was wondering. :lol: Last time I wet my self. I was in nappies and I don't recall what it felt like. Of course I'm old and have Alzheimer's.

 

[Bing]

1 bar mostly, 2 if it is real cold but tbh it gets too much after a while. Mrs B and Wee Bing just slap it on 3 bars and leave it there... Maybe I am warmer because I am 'working' when driving...

 

[Carol M]

No.1? Like you've wee'd yourself......a warm spreading feeling on your seat.

You wee yourself often?

That's what I was wondering. :lol: Last time I wet my self. I was in nappies and I don't recall what it felt like. Of course I'm old and have Alzheimer's.

You just need to use your imagination.

 

[mcbeee]

Ps apparently drinking tap water reduces fertility because it is recycled sewage and women pee out female hormones. Ie if you believe all this crap you'll never go to the gym, have a hot shower, eat a mint, drink alcohol, etc etc and life would not be worth living.

I recently taught some of my GP colleagues about the new updated NICE guidelines (Feb 2013) on fertility and in my presentation I quoted NICE under the heading of "Tight underwear" that "men should be informed that there IS an association between elevated scrotal temperature and reduced semen quality, but that it is uncertain whether wearing loose fitting underwear improves fertility" take from that what you will..

Understood, that's why certain parts hang a bit lower in hot weather and shrink up a bit when it's cooler.....so if you're worried about heated seats you'd better not be wearing tighty whiteys, it's boxers or running shorts only... otherwise turn on the seats and enjoy the comfort :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Jembo]

Ps apparently drinking tap water reduces fertility because it is recycled sewage and women pee out female hormones. Ie if you believe all this crap you'll never go to the gym, have a hot shower, eat a mint, drink alcohol, etc etc and life would not be worth living.

I recently taught some of my GP colleagues about the new updated NICE guidelines (Feb 2013) on fertility and in my presentation I quoted NICE under the heading of "Tight underwear" that "men should be informed that there IS an association between elevated scrotal temperature and reduced semen quality, but that it is uncertain whether wearing loose fitting underwear improves fertility" take from that what you will..

Understood, that's why certain parts hang a bit lower in hot weather and shrink up a bit when it's cooler.....so if you're worried about heated seats you'd better not be wearing tighty whiteys, it's boxers or running shorts only... otherwise turn on the seats and enjoy the comfort :lol: :lol: :lol:

or Commando.

Talking about the tackle, I always used to tell women the protein it produces helps firm their upper regions & that by eating cinnamon would make it an easier pill to swallow

 

[Carol M]

Talking about the tackle, I always used to tell women the protein it produces helps firm their upper regions & that by eating cinnamon would make it an easier pill to swallow

Hope they didn't believe you?

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

or Commando.

Talking about the tackle, I always used to tell women the protein it produces helps firm their upper regions & that by eating cinnamon would make it an easier pill to swallow

I thought it was pineapple