Panic..panic..panic..!!!

[john-e89]

The good woman and son get back from a 10 days away in Italy tomorrow morning....O..M..G..!!!!

Washing machine still works thank heavens.....same for the tumble dryer....Oh..wait...I MAY have got them mixed up...

The rumours are not true that leaving a dishwasher un-used for a week makes it implode the lying mare... :x

I bloody hate this Dyson.....it's the same feeling again from when I last used it.......oh....when was it again... :scratchhead:

Bugger.....Milkmans gonna love me.....48 empty's for him in the morning...

She did tell me where Mr Sheen lives....mental note...LISTEN when she's telling me things... :roll:

Best pop to the shop to fill the loo roll holder up....I know full well she'll not put up with yesterday's Daily Telegraph..

Anyone know how to get rid of stale chip fat smells...?

.....from the sofa.....

Good grief.....look how dirty my feet are....best clean the bath before AND after....

OH...OH....good grief....I thought that smell was my socks.....but I think it's...what the hell actually IS that furry nasty looking thing in the fridge...?

Somebody PLEASE come and help....last minute Larry.....AGAIN...!!!!!

 

[Rusky]

lol very funny John

 

[Smartbear]

Get one of those au-pair women in John, I'm sure the mrs won't mind
Rob

 

[Grumpyowl]

man up John tell her it women's work, nowt to do with you :evil:

 

[firebobby]

It's called being a man John

 

[buzyg]

Get the call girls to clear it all on their way out. :wink:

 

[mr wilks]

Know it well John the peace & tranquility is sliceable

 

[Darren Slone]

They're all Pink Jobs so swmbo will understand, Blue jobs are car cleaning and cutting the grass, relax buddy

 

[Chris_D]

I fkn LOVE bein single.

 

[Marlon]

tick . . . tick . . . tick . . .

 

[Mr Tidy]

No worries John, those are pink jobs!

Not your problem (well until the OH gets home).

 

[firebobby]

Have you noticed he's not replied, I bet his got a mop in one hand, duster in the other and a broom up his @rse