This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new VW, one of those with rigged emissions!
Doing 75mph With her Face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner. I looked back at the road for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over into my lane, STILL doing her makeup!
As a man, I don't scare easily,but she came that close I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the double sausage and egg Mcmuffin out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up my fully loaded van, by using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear,
which fell Into the coffee between my legs, splashed it up, and burned big Jim and the Twins, ruined my phone, soaked my trousers, AND disconnected an Important call.
Bloody women drivers!
Mike
Doing 75mph With her Face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner. I looked back at the road for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over into my lane, STILL doing her makeup!
As a man, I don't scare easily,but she came that close I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the double sausage and egg Mcmuffin out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up my fully loaded van, by using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear,
which fell Into the coffee between my legs, splashed it up, and burned big Jim and the Twins, ruined my phone, soaked my trousers, AND disconnected an Important call.
Bloody women drivers!
Mike
