On a lighter note...maybe. How I would like to die (No Covid content)

[Old-Duckman]

My preferred method: An explosion, it would be quick, painless (I assume) and would give my friends something to talk about.

Please send your address. :rofl:

Dare I say 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue..? Sorry Sleepy Joe, just kidding.

 

[Nanu]

She defo does it for me, especially after a cognac or three

 

[ihadablackdog]

Peacefully in my sleep…..


…..whilst having a wet dream

 

[Scubaregs]

She defo does it for me, especially after a cognac or three

Seriously, could you really sleep with her without thinking, "Les Dennis was here before me"

 

[r2uzenblot]

I'd like to die whilst holding Harry Potters resurrection stone.

 

[Scubaregs]

I'd like to die whilst holding Harry Potters resurrection stone.

Is that an euphemism? :-o

 

[Pondrew]

I won't die as I'm immoral.

 

[Scubaregs]

I won't die as I'm immoral.

And dyslexic.

But I see what you did there.

 

[john-e89]

She defo does it for me, especially after a cognac or three

Seriously, could you really sleep with her without thinking, "Les Dennis was here before me"

I banged your Gert senseless long before you knew her but you don't say no now do you Scubes...... oke: :wink:

 

[1000rr]

She defo does it for me, especially after a cognac or three

Seriously, could you really sleep with her without thinking, "Les Dennis was here before me"

I banged your Gert senseless long before you knew her but you don't say no now do you Scubes...... oke: :wink:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Scubaregs]

She defo does it for me, especially after a cognac or three

Seriously, could you really sleep with her without thinking, "Les Dennis was here before me"

I banged your Gert senseless long before you knew her but you don't say no now do you Scubes...... oke: :wink:

Gert? I think you shagged the actor who played Goldfinger. :rofl: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gert_Fr%C3%B6be

I'm sure he appreciated it though. 8)

 

[Nanu]

Unless you are very very lucky, there is always been somebody there before

 

[Argyll Andy]

Watching a meteor the size of Africa hurtling towards earth, thinking if I’m going, you lot are coming with me and feeling sorry for Amanda Holden.

Your community spirit is enviable Scubs...... :roll: :wink:

I like to share.

Scuba, [ref]john-e89[/ref], has already taken pelters from me about Ms Holden along a very similar vein :wink: :rofl: :rofl:

https://z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=127095&hilit=Les+Dennis

 

[Pondrew]

Amanda Holden? pah.
I would quite happily pop my clogs within 20 yards of the '80s icon that was Linda

 

[Smartbear]

Amanda Holden? pah.
I would quite happily pop my clogs within 20 yards of the '80s icon that was Linda
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Everyone’s had her, aim higher
Rob

 

[john-e89]

Amanda Holden? pah.
I would quite happily pop my clogs within 20 yards of the '80s icon that was Linda
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Everyone’s had her, aim higher
Rob

Might be worth a punt Robmero....! :wub:

 

[Pondrew]

Everyone’s had her, aim higher

OK. I will. How about the vision that is 'our Kelly'

 

[john-e89]

Alright that's enough....!!

 

[Smartbear]

Amanda Holden? pah.
I would quite happily pop my clogs within 20 yards of the '80s icon that was Linda
NINTCHDBPICT000298571282-e1533494189365.jpg

Everyone’s had her, aim higher
Rob

Might be worth a punt Robmero....! :wub:

I think the display has failed on my iPad
Rob

 

[ihadablackdog]

Alright that's enough....!!

The only thing that’s getting spanked in this thread is the monkey!