On a lighter note...maybe. How I would like to die (No Covid content)

Old-Duckman

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 SW Pennsylvania USA
I say “lighter” though some may consider it morbid. Hey, no one gets outta here alive.

Anyway I used to teach jewelry making at several local Arts Centers. So just to get some interesting conversations started (while they were busy working) I would, on rare occasion, ask a group of students how they would like to die. The most memorable one, in fact the only one I recall was from one young lady. She said that she would like to die in a plane crash on her way to her vacation.

That surprised me and I asked her why on her way TO her vacation. Who would want to die and miss out on their vacation. Well that was the way I saw it but her answer surely did make sense. She said that If it was on the way back from the vacation that she would be depressed that she would be heading back to work.

Great answer, I loved my students, well most of them.

My preferred method: An explosion, it would be quick, painless (I assume) and would give my friends something to talk about.

Care to relate your desired method of departure? Could be an interesting thread...

I don’t mean to offend anyone or bring up bad memories. Death is a part of life. If you don’t like the topic please move on to others. Feel free to think me crazy... I have been called worse. Sometimes we artists get a pass on such things but seldom on the forum... I like this place anyway, which sorta confirms my insanity!
 
Old-Duckman said:
My preferred method: An explosion, it would be quick, painless (I assume) and would give my friends something to talk about.

Please send your address. :rofl:
 
1000rr said:
Sunk to the nuts in a cracking bird, a glass of Merlot on the side and a cigar in the ashtray.
:thumbsup:

I’d rather have a cracking glass of Merlot, a cigar on the side & nuts deep in a birds ashtray :)
Rob
 
If I Google how to make explosives, will I get a late night visit by armed police?
Asking for 99% of the forum.
 
Interesting question. Had not thought about it before. Possible in my sleep? However, I do hope it is still a long way off. As I am not done Pissing some people off!!! :rofl: :rofl: Altho the bird, wine and cigar does make one think!
 
john-e89 said:
1000rr said:
Sunk to the nuts in Amanda Holden, a pint of single malt Abelour on the side and a cigar in the ashtray.
:thumbsup:
Would second that but replace the Abelour with a Louis VX111Remy Martin Cognac and forget the cigar, smoking is bad for your health :D
 
Old-Duckman said:
Anyway I used to teach jewelry making at several local Arts Centers. So just to get some interesting conversations started (while they were busy working) I would, on rare occasion, ask a group of students how they would like to die.
"Yes Randy, you need to solder the links carefully and then set the stones into the clasp. Now do you want to be eaten by a shark, shot in a drive-by or burn to death? Carry on." :lol: :lol:
ODM you may be the strangest person I've ever encountered, ever. :D
 
Massive heart attack at the top of a snow covered mountain on a glorious still sunny day. 8) :D :thumbsup:

(Apologise in advance to the MRT :wink: )
 
Watching a meteor the size of Africa hurtling towards earth, thinking if I’m going, you lot are coming with me and feeling sorry for Amanda Holden.
 
Scubaregs said:
Watching a meteor the size of Africa hurtling towards earth, thinking if I’m going, you lot are coming with me and feeling sorry for Amanda Holden.

Your community spirit is enviable Scubs...... :roll: :wink:
 
john-e89 said:
Scubaregs said:
Watching a meteor the size of Africa hurtling towards earth, thinking if I’m going, you lot are coming with me and feeling sorry for Amanda Holden.

Your community spirit is enviable Scubs...... :roll: :wink:

I like to share. :thumbsup:
 
Old-Duckman said:
I would, on rare occasion, ask a group of students how they would like to die.
Is your next line, "automatic rifle, hand gun or shotgun" as you hold up each weapon. :(
 
BeeEmm said:
Old-Duckman said:
I would, on rare occasion, ask a group of students how they would like to die.
Is your next line, "automatic rifle, hand gun or shotgun" as you hold up each weapon. :(
Of course not, like I said, I loved my students...well most of them.
 
Pondrew said:
Old-Duckman said:
Anyway I used to teach jewelry making at several local Arts Centers. So just to get some interesting conversations started (while they were busy working) I would, on rare occasion, ask a group of students how they would like to die.
"Yes Randy, you need to solder the links carefully and then set the stones into the clasp. Now do you want to be eaten by a shark, shot in a drive-by or burn to death? Carry on." :lol: :lol:
ODM you may be the strangest person I've ever encountered, ever. :D
Thanks, I appreciate that !
 
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