Offensive, not defensive parking!

[Chippie]

I know they're 'good Christians' - out to church every Sunday and I can hear them standing around the old maryjoanna singing hymns sometimes. So I know they probably frown upon my weekend shennanigans and have formed some sort of morally negative opinion of me. Whatever Trevor.

If we don’t hear from you in the next week I’ll get the “handhaver” to check out his basement cellar

:lol:
I think a few special masses have been held in my honour.

‘Dear Lord, please give succor in our days of need. Please make the buitenlander go home. Let a bastard child of one of his conquests turn upon his doorstep claiming to be from his kin. And please make him take his stinky little car which leaks oil upon Your ground away. Relinquish the parking space to Your true and loving disciples. Dear Lord, we know You will be kind in granting our wish to bring peace, love and congeniality to our devoted and loving neighbourhood once more. Amen’

:lol:

Amen to that
:rofl:

 

[john-e89]

I don’t know what you do with boneheads like this, if he’s got the mentality to be so brazenly a childish pain in the arse it’s difficult to see where to go with him. If you retaliate in any form he’ll just get more stupid, probably end up properly damaging your car....not a situation I envy you for sure....

 

[Crazy Harry]

I don’t know what you do with boneheads like this, if he’s got the mentality to be so brazenly a childish pain in the arse it’s difficult to see where to go with him. If you retaliate in any form he’ll just get more stupid, probably end up properly damaging your car....not a situation I envy you for sure....

I spent my working life in the public sector and having dealt with the public (well the ones who had enough time to be around during the day) appealing to any form of reason doesn't work. Two things keep you sane. Don't own the problem -its theirs don't let them make it yours. You can't argue with stupid - or reason with it for that matter!

 

[firebobby]

How do you remove the cover Chris, I remove the straps, then fold the cover in on it's self. Will you have to ask the tool for permission to do this now?
Get the bat,, you know it makes sense :evil: :evil:

 

[Mr Tidy]

Just a thought Chris, but what are gun laws like in the Netherlands? :lol:

 

[Chris_D]

How do you remove the cover Chris, I remove the straps, then fold the cover in on it's self. Will you have to ask the tool for permission to do this now?
Get the bat,, you know it makes sense :evil: :evil:

I do the same, so it's easy to just fold out again if you plonk it on the roof as a folded package first.
If he's parked like that at the weekend when I'm planning to take it out for a blat I'll have to just release the corners and leave the straps attached his side. Fkd if I'm knocking him up just to ask if he can move his sh!tty renault snotbox.

Just a thought Chris, but what are gun laws like in the Netherlands? :lol:

:lol:

 

[scootr]

I'm telling you dress in some studded jeans & biker key chains and take the cover off as best you can... :evil:

 

[Argyll Andy]

Or the bat option would be a popular one with me.

It would also be an absolute ball ache if he was to have a flat tyre on that wheel almost touching your Zed................ EVERY day :lol:

 

[Chris_D]

 

[ronk]

Face to face with the fella and ask in a very polite manner and in english ask him why???

Then "Please refrain or I will have something done about your juvenile selfish behaviour"

 

[Chris_D]

Well, since I busted him and sarcastically shouted down that I thought he could get it a bit closer he hasn't done it since.
Silly beggar.
:roll:

 

[Chippie]

Let’s hope he’s seen the light, perhaps someone higher has had a quiet word with him.
Hope it stays that way