Okay so quick update, if this counts as one, other than my bloody sunroof now randomly opening, I have stumbled upon a new bit of info from my OBD reader.
Within the "smooth running" live data, cylinder 5 appears to be running waaayyyyy out of the parameters listed (-200 to 200). -200 to 200 what exactly, I am not sure, but the values seemed to peak at ~-3000 (picture below). The rest seem to be around (-)50, +-50 or so.
Seeing as I have replaced coils and plugs within the last couple of months, my thoughts are now with the injector. Of course it could still be anything, could be valve or cylinder related, however I find the latter options highly unlikely... Any thoughts on the likelihood of an injector problem? When I have time, I could try swapping injector positions and see if the rough running follows.
The only problem I have with this diagnosis is that I have listened to the injectors for the solenoid function and they all seem the same to activate consistently and with the same volume. I have Also tried injector cleaner since I've had this problem which hasn't done anything (surprise).