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[Jembo]

Nah, snapping a Banjo' string's definitely worse than that Carol

 

[Bing]

:exitright:

 

[Woots]

has anyone snapped their banjo string??
ive heared its meant to be pretty emotional
like a million times worse than what women go through giving birth? :?

WTF Woots ??? "Pretty emotional" ?

lol whats wrong with pretty emotional???
ha i say it all the time?
i find a lot of things pretty emotional actually, its quite often i ll leave asda on a saturday morning and i ll say to the mrs "good god that was emotional"

 

[BMWZ4MC]

Try shoving a melon up your ar$ehole coupled with excruciating stomach pain and you may get someway there.

Sounds like a rough curry in reverse - no biggie

I'm not going for a curry with you then Bing, not if the...err..."fruit course" is mandatory! I used to do a lot of stupid beer-induced things when I played rugby, but that's ridiculous

 

[Bing]

Try shoving a melon up your ar$ehole coupled with excruciating stomach pain and you may get someway there.

Sounds like a rough curry in reverse - no biggie

I'm not going for a curry with you then Bing, not if the...err..."fruit course" is mandatory! I used to do a lot of stupid beer-induced things when I played rugby, but that's ridiculous

Ahh, but I coach now - that requires mastery, not just participation :wink:

 

[BMWZ4MC]

Sounds like you've been getting a little too emotional with the melons to me Bing :bonk: :lol:

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

thats nothing a bit of asprin cant sort out...
ive had some pretty large shits before...yeah they hurt and you go a bit red but still maneagable

You need fibre

 

[Carol M]

Sounds like you've been getting a little too emotional with the melons to me Bing :bonk: :lol:

 

[Jembo]

thats nothing a bit of asprin cant sort out...
ive had some pretty large shits before...yeah they hurt and you go a bit red but still maneagable

You need fibre

... Ooh, then they'd be a rough passage tonight

 

[Woots]

thats nothing a bit of asprin cant sort out...
ive had some pretty large shits before...yeah they hurt and you go a bit red but still maneagable

You need fibre

i do try, ive swapped white bread for brown and tend to have wheatabix every other day with breakfast....but sometimes i find its about as useful as a carpet fitters ladder :|

 

[Herminator]

What the hell have I stumbled upon here?

This forum is getting crazier by the day

 

[BMWZ4MC]

Simple - you stumbled over Carol and Bing playing with melons, and landed in a pile of Woots' s**t

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

thats nothing a bit of asprin cant sort out...
ive had some pretty large shits before...yeah they hurt and you go a bit red but still maneagable

You need fibre

i do try, ive swapped white bread for brown and tend to have wheatabix every other day with breakfast....but sometimes i find its about as useful as a carpet fitters ladder :|

Throw in a bit of prune juice why not.

 

[Carol M]

Simple - you stumbled over Carol and Bing playing with melons, and landed in a pile of Woots' s**t

Hey, I'm not playing with my melons that's slander is that.

 

[Anonymous]

:titshake: :titshake: :titshake: :titshake:

 

[Anonymous]

I love melons

 

[Woots]

woaahhh
nice

 

[Herminator]

did that top one have to be breathing?

 

[metal licker]

has anyone snapped their banjo string??
ive heared its meant to be pretty emotional
like a million times worse than what women go through giving birth? :?

Cheers Woots just sprayed coffee all over the living room !

 

[Jembo]

did that top one have to be breathing?

Thought at first was the light, then my pupils dilating