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i can't recall last time i had sex, this thread as just convinced me i better on my own - i take health and safety very seriously
 
Taz x said:
i can't recall last time i had sex, this thread as just convinced me i better on my own - i take health and safety very seriously
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I think you'll be ok...well unless she's a bouncy one.
 
Love how this thread has developed, Ann summers to Penile fracture, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Lol, I actually expected it maybe develop with others offering similar "you know when your old" stories, which is why its hilarious it went to penile fracture instead

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I go away for the weekend and come back to this.
This forum is going down a dodgy road my friends. Vibrator & dildo pictures. Whatever next.
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:oops: :oops: Sorry, :oops: :oops:

But the Mods havn't said anything so Shhhh!!!! :spy: :spy: :spy:
 
I fix broken bones for a living, but I'd draw the line at this!...




....although I used to be a urology doc and I can tell you it looks pretty painful :cry:
 
Had those door handles photographed earlier been pictured on a Zed, am sure all trace of this thread would have been eradicated by the modz
 
has anyone snapped their banjo string??
ive heared its meant to be pretty emotional
like a million times worse than what women go through giving birth? :?
 
Woots said:
has anyone snapped their banjo string??
ive heared its meant to be pretty emotional
like a million times worse than what women go through giving birth? :?
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Boke :sick:

And, no bloody way is it worse pain.
 
Woots said:
has anyone snapped their banjo string??
ive heared its meant to be pretty emotional
like a million times worse than what women go through giving birth? :?
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:rofl:
 
Carol M said:
Woots said:
has anyone snapped their banjo string??
ive heared its meant to be pretty emotional
like a million times worse than what women go through giving birth? :?
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Boke :sick:

And, no bloody way is it worse pain.
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Prove it :poke:
 
Woots said:
has anyone snapped their banjo string??
ive heared its meant to be pretty emotional
like a million times worse than what women go through giving birth? :?
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WTF Woots ??? "Pretty emotional" ? :rofl: :rofl:
 
Jembo said:
Carol M said:
Woots said:
has anyone snapped their banjo string??
ive heared its meant to be pretty emotional
like a million times worse than what women go through giving birth? :?
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Boke :sick:

And, no bloody way is it worse pain.
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Prove it :poke:
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Try shoving a melon up your ar$ehole coupled with excruciating stomach pain and you may get someway there. :cry:
 
Carol M said:
Try shoving a melon up your ar$ehole coupled with excruciating stomach pain and you may get someway there. :cry:
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thats nothing a bit of asprin cant sort out...
ive had some pretty large shits before...yeah they hurt and you go a bit red but still maneagable
 
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