NSFW - Just been sent this text from my friend.!!

[-Tom-]

Is that real? I've been turning my iPad around trying to figure it out.

I hope not I felt rather inadequate after looking at that

It's OK Matt, your bonnet's longer than the one on the Force India car...

The compensator

 

[Machine monkey]

To be honest I have always been happy with mine. Its always made me happy

Maybe i was compensating when I brought the zed!! O no now I will have a life time of worry!!

 

[markeg]

That's not penis. This is a penis:

 

[PerryGunn]

That's not penis. This is a penis:

Now you're just dicking around...

 

[pvr]

Well, it answers the age old question if everything is yellow in China

 

[PerryGunn]

Well, it answers the age old question if everything is yellow in China

Surely they'd be quite worried if the end was black though?

 

[eleflo]

I met a genie once who granted me 1 wish, so I wished my penis would touch the floor there was a big flash and my legs fell off

 

[andysat]

I met a genie once who granted me 1 wish, so I wished my penis would touch the floor there was a big flash and my legs fell off

 

[andysat]

TBh I bet the guy in the photo has a steady hand when taking photos as he won't need a tripod!

 

[Nondizzyblonde]

Wish I hadn't !