Notice for the Specific Attention of E89 Piloti

[Z4MAD]

Dear E89 Comrades of whom I am presently but a mere apprentice,

I am putting everyone on notice that I am now Writing with an Basilect Accent rather than Acrolect and that from here onward I intend to be far more sagacious thus that the exiguous but vagarious oligarchical members of this forum shall have no cause to write any posts other than those of an panegyric content and thus not in any way vagarious. Furthermore, all aspects of paronomasia will be acceptable even were they to be prodigal and perhaps acerbic. Persiflage is acceptable as long as the content is veracious, therefore flagitious posts will be reported to the invigilators who will provide examinations every three minutes over any given twenty four hour period.

Polymaths have full permission to create posts with the proviso that they are always demotic; they too must avoid polemic bombardments of fellow E89 piloti.

Finally, to make this place totally and utterly paradisiacal, a reasonable degree of obeisance should be applied to all members of an quinquagenarian chronology whom at all times should be treated with the utmost eudaemonic consideration.

Over and Out.

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[BeeEmm]

Absolutely. I personally, wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[Z4MAD]

Absolutely. I personally, wouldn't have it any other way.

Dear Comrade BeeEmm,

I am contemplating the creation of an political party reliant solely upon the ethics of an pantisocracy. Would you wish to become the Chancellor of the Exchequor? I am contemplating whether to ask Pondrew to become Prime Minister. My role would be that of Minister of No Wars or Conflicts.

Over and Out.

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[Ole gits rule]

Les as PM, now that could be interesting, he will make BOJO look like ole Winston :rofl:

 

[Dav the wheel nut]

‘This is my very last post on this forum’
Did you say this on another thread?

 

[BeeEmm]

I have a tendency to spend more than I have budgeted for, so Chancellor of the Exchequer would be perfect for me. Pondrew would also make a good top minister. Perhaps your title should be Foreign and Home Secretary for No Wars or Conflict. I feel sure that the three of us would cause membership of the party to soar to 11 before Christmas.

 

[Ole gits rule]

I have a tendency to spend more than I have budgeted for, so Chancellor of the Exchequer would be perfect for me. Pondrew would also make a good top minister. Perhaps your title should be Foreign and Home Secretary for No Wars or Conflict. I feel sure that the three of us would cause membership of the party to soar to 11 before Christmas.

Cant see there being 8 others than deranged to join you three in well anything :rofl:

 

[enuff_zed]

I have a tendency to spend more than I have budgeted for, so Chancellor of the Exchequer would be perfect for me. Pondrew would also make a good top minister. Perhaps your title should be Foreign and Home Secretary for No Wars or Conflict. I feel sure that the three of us would cause membership of the party to soar to 11 before Christmas.

Cant see there being 8 others than deranged to join you three in well anything :rofl:

If it helps, I've been referring to the 'member' for a few weeks now. :wink:

 

[Umfaan]

.....You are all perpetrators of total technical inexactatude. ...

 

[Z4MAD]

‘This is my very last post on this forum’
Did you say this on another thread?

Dear Comrade Dav the wheel nut,

Nay, never, did I 'say' anything containing of content as that which you have alleged. In actual fact I have never, ever 'said' anything whatsoever; this notwithstanding, I am happy to hold my hands up to have 'written' numerous and wide ranging exemplars indicating that I may be ultracrepidarian, that have, on occasions, proved to be internecine, albeit that everything has been terribly propitiously disposed toward altruism.

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[Z4MAD]

.....You are all perpetrators of total technical inexactatude. ...

.....You are all perpetrators of total technical inexactatude. ...

Dear Comrade,

Congratulations, for you have created a neologism. However, I believe it would be better should it be spelt thus: Inexactitude

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[Dav the wheel nut]

Congratulations, for you have created a neologism. However, I believe it would be better should it be spelt thus: Inexactitude

With kind regards,

MAD

Somewhat like ‘intercine’ being spelt thus:‘internecine’

 

[Z4MAD]

Dear Comrade,

Thank you so much! I have since remedied the matter. But thank heavens it never became public knowledge such that the editor of The Times was informed; may I request, please, that you accept this magnum of Champagne as a token of my utmost appreciation.

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[Ole gits rule]

I have a tendency to spend more than I have budgeted for, so Chancellor of the Exchequer would be perfect for me. Pondrew would also make a good top minister. Perhaps your title should be Foreign and Home Secretary for No Wars or Conflict. I feel sure that the three of us would cause membership of the party to soar to 11 before Christmas.

Cant see there being 8 others than deranged to join you three in well anything :rofl:

If it helps, I've been referring to the 'member' for a few weeks now. :wink:

Not very honourable though is it :rofl:

 

[Ole gits rule]

‘This is my very last post on this forum’
Did you say this on another thread?

Dear Comrade Dav the wheel nut,

Nay, never, did I 'say' anything containing of content as that which you have alleged. In actual fact I have never, ever 'said' anything whatsoever; this notwithstanding, I am happy to hold my hands up to have 'written' numerous and wide ranging exemplars indicating that I may be ultracrepidarian, that have, on occasions, proved to be internecine, albeit that everything has been terribly propitiously disposed toward altruism.

With kind regards,

MAD

One who offersadvice about things they know nothing about - I see that you know nothing about everything and everything about nothing

 

[Pondrew]

Les as PM, now that could be interesting, he will make BOJO look like ole Winston

Just give me that chance. I would be awesome. It's just a shame that the only other person on the planet who thinks this is MAD :lol:

 

[Ole gits rule]

He certainly is a special case :rofl:

 

[Z4MAD]

‘This is my very last post on this forum’
Did you say this on another thread?

Dear Comrade Dav the wheel nut,

Nay, never, did I 'say' anything containing of content as that which you have alleged. In actual fact I have never, ever 'said' anything whatsoever; this notwithstanding, I am happy to hold my hands up to have 'written' numerous and wide ranging exemplars indicating that I may be ultracrepidarian, that have, on occasions, proved to be internecine, albeit that everything has been terribly propitiously disposed toward altruism.

With kind regards,

MAD

One who offersadvice about things they know nothing about - I see that you know nothing about everything and everything about nothing

‘This is my very last post on this forum’
Did you say this on another thread?

Dear Comrade Dav the wheel nut,

Nay, never, did I 'say' anything containing of content as that which you have alleged. In actual fact I have never, ever 'said' anything whatsoever; this notwithstanding, I am happy to hold my hands up to have 'written' numerous and wide ranging exemplars indicating that I may be ultracrepidarian, that have, on occasions, proved to be internecine, albeit that everything has been terribly propitiously disposed toward altruism.

With kind regards,

MAD

One who offersadvice about things they know nothing about - I see that you know nothing about everything and everything about nothing

‘This is my very last post on this forum’
Did you say this on another thread?

Dear Comrade Dav the wheel nut,

Nay, never, did I 'say' anything containing of content as that which you have alleged. In actual fact I have never, ever 'said' anything whatsoever; this notwithstanding, I am happy to hold my hands up to have 'written' numerous and wide ranging exemplars indicating that I may be ultracrepidarian, that have, on occasions, proved to be internecine, albeit that everything has been terribly propitiously disposed toward altruism.

With kind regards,

MAD

One who offersadvice about things they know nothing about - I see that you know nothing about everything and everything about nothing

Dear Comrade Ole Git,

I am quite certain you felt very pleased with yourself having written what you have,... no doubt you will also be enjoying a warm glow of satisfaction. It really is just so extraordinarily clever of you to have applied yourself so diligently to the creation of such a wonderfully thoughtful post,... as it surely must have taken a great deal of time and considerable thought and stretched your imagination to an amazing degree.

With kind regards,

MAD

 

[Ole gits rule]

Absolutely ole boy - you are most welcome

from one who knows nothing and is not afraid to admit it

 

[enuff_zed]

Absolutely ole boy - you are most welcome

from one who knows nothing and is not afraid to admit it

Oh don't be harsh on yourself.
You know how to spell Exchequer.