Not in my CAR!

Lucy said:
sammyz said:
I was wondering what's the most outrageous thing anyone has ever tried to do in your Z?

Taz x said:
what about s*x, is that allowed, it would be hard but i think a car should be christened hehe

As above, i refused! Apart from the, ahem, mess, i just don't think it would be possible anyway, or even if it was then i doubt it would be enjoyable. Unless anyone wants to enlighten me? :lol:

You gotta try it at least once IMO. It would have to be the passenger side though. I can't imagine it would be that enjoyable, but isn't any sex enjoyable! 8)

I myself don't have any outrageous things I've tried to do in the Z. Unless racing counts?
 
Pete W said:
On a slightlty different track......have you ever had had such clean windows you've forgotten to put them down before trying to stick your head out the window to look behind you.....????.....er .....ouch....!

:rofl: :headbang:
 
My wife understands the no-food rule up to a degree. For her, having one of those healthy nut bars is ok "cuz it does not crum" (yes it does). But she gets harder backlash from me regarding her pushing against the door to close the door, instead of using an elbow against the glass so that you don't leave fingerprints on glass or the paint....... :bag:
 
it's possible.. there's a thread about this on here somewhere from donkeys years ago. takes a bit of adjustment, but u dont even need the roof down so you coupe owners can join in too 8)

oh.. and im afraid to buck the trend and say i dont look after the interior of my car at all.. obviously I would be careful with sticky stuff but generally it's there to be used, not be scared of. Jason Plato said when testing the MR - if you treat your car like an ashtray, the girls love it. I wouldn't go quite that far but I tend to eat whilst driving (I'm a pig) so I have no problems with dropping things a vac will pick up perfectly well.
 
wooter said:
But she gets harder backlash from me regarding her pushing against the door to close the door, instead of using an elbow against the glass so that you don't leave fingerprints on glass or the paint....... :bag:


a very anal yet very familiar situation. I always find myself putting my sleeve over my hand to shut the boot so I don’t leave marks!

low and behold a story for this thread emerged this weekend.

The other day (Friday) my friend was having a party and I was staying over because it was some distance to go. The drive was tiny and only just squeezed my car on with a couple of foot to spare at the front door.
I thought nothing of it and thought nobody was going to touch it until I was standing outside and saw some selfish, thoughtless mother f***er flicking fag ash on the bonnet when she was standing at the door.
Unluckily it was she so after a bit of verbal abuse my point finally sank in, if had been a dude I think he would have found himself with his head shoved through the fence! :headbang: :headbang:
 
Rudd_2002 said:
wooter said:
But she gets harder backlash from me regarding her pushing against the door to close the door, instead of using an elbow against the glass so that you don't leave fingerprints on glass or the paint....... :bag:


a very anal yet very familiar situation. I always find myself putting my sleeve over my hand to shut the boot so I don’t leave marks!

low and behold a story for this thread emerged this weekend.

The other day (Friday) my friend was having a party and I was staying over because it was some distance to go. The drive was tiny and only just squeezed my car on with a couple of foot to spare at the front door.
I thought nothing of it and thought nobody was going to touch it until I was standing outside and saw some selfish, thoughtless mother f***er flicking fag ash on the bonnet when she was standing at the door.
Unluckily it was she so after a bit of verbal abuse my point finally sank in, if had been a dude I think he would have found himself with his head shoved through the fence! :headbang: :headbang:

That's outrageouse!!

I'm fairly protective of mine but will allow eating food that is not sticky or crumbly if I think i can trust the person.

Not long after I got my Z I had to pick up a work colleague from a train station and was gutted when i saw her holding a coffee while they were waiting from me. As it was a really busy road I couldn't really have time to tell them to finish the drink before getting in. Anyway no surprise that she managed to spill a small amount onto the seat, I was not impressed. What was she thinking of I would never get in someone elses car with a hot drink without asking first.
 
Only people that I know and trust can drink something in my car. And there is a rule: look at the road for any potholes or bumps since I might react fast to avoid them. Also, no drinking is allowed when approaching to a corner, since I tend to corner fast. No eating or smoking.

Also, another rule is that the passenger should place his/her purse/bag/etc securely. I don't want to worry about stuff flying in the car when I'm driving.

Only time I had an issue with a passenger was with my girlfriend. There was a can of soda in a plastic bag sitting on the floor. I told her to secure the bag and she said she did. After an hour of driving, when I was turning a corner slightly fast, I don't know how, the can expoded. Luckily she took the bag and the soda didn't spill too much. Now she understands better why I ask to secure items in the car :)
 
Never take kids or animals (some people behave like animals) in your precious BMW. :thumbsdown:

Just buy a second car like a (Kia) for all those people who don't repect you or the quality of your pride and joy. :driving:

Kids have eaten in my old car, but no way in my soon to be BMW. :!:

There's a time and place for everything you know. :D
 
z4zoom said:
Never take kids or animals (some people behave like animals) in your precious BMW. :thumbsdown:

I take my Bull Terrier in our BMW's all the time, at least he serve's a purpose, no one is going to steal my car. I can put up with the odd speck of drool on the seat covers, he can't help that.
People however, no thanks, they're just minging! (G/F is an exeption of course)
 
Andy said:
...oh.. and im afraid to buck the trend and say i dont look after the interior of my car at all.. obviously I would be careful with sticky stuff but generally it's there to be used, not be scared of. Jason Plato said when testing the MR - if you treat your car like an ashtray, the girls love it. I wouldn't go quite that far but I tend to eat whilst driving (I'm a pig) so I have no problems with dropping things a vac will pick up perfectly well.
Me too, can't resist a Chicken Royale whilst on the move if I drive past a BK.
 
It's a car not a cathedral. I keep a clean car but my wife is for keeps the car is temporary. Must admit the handprints are anoying but WTF.
 
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