No homecoming thread???

jplanaux said:
PhilDZ4 "a noob p3wned by the boss himself", "probably too embarrassed to ever post again...", "How could this dope miss the multiple HC-related threads?"

I already apologized ... but you come back three posts later and call me a dope. Why do you feel the need to act this way? Are you an as offensive in person at homecoming also? I recall everyone being quite the opposite at homecoming.

What's your problem?
Having read the thread through, nobody meant any offence at all :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Just give Phil some abuse back :guns:
 
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