Petach

Thanks for telling me all that

what a laugh :roll: what a great world we live in eh? full of eeejits that are clearly intimidated by the manliness of your vehicle for a start and just by looking at it they need to bring you down to their level because of jealousy I guess, still you did go for the Red one m8, you know what they say "Red rag to a bull"
The world seems to be full of jealous 4R53Holes right now, every time I have the roof down and go somewhere there is always some idiot trying to take the Pi55 or shouting obscenities, unfortunately after being goaded a bit too much and becoming thoroughly cheesed off with it all i was taking these pictures at beachy head when mr dickwad arrived and I just saw RED:
pic 2 above (the one with the red Sprite in it) you can all clearly see how close I am to the edge of the car park right, whaddya estimate from the edge of the tarmac? Offside front was in fact about two feet from the grass but would you believe it, this TW*tt saw me taking photos, stopped & looked at me, then drove into that tiny gap (right in front of the Zed, or behind it as you look at the photo) thus spoiling my ability to continue taking photos and clearly taking the Micky- In his dirty old vauxhall MPV by the way, I mean, how very dare he??? :voodoo:
His very ugly wife was clearly a bit more human and was motioning to him that I was clearly in command of the space and taking pictures, however this old wannabe didn't give a flying Muck and was obviously out for spoiling my simple fun -Hhhmm (steam rises from ears and the old paratrooper mentality tries to take control of the aggression valve) Psst Psst :violent1:
What really got me goat up was that the very silly chap thought it sensible not only to take the Micky by parking in front of a psycho Jock in his moment of concentration, the Bstard got out of his car and said- I quote "Ya wanna be driving it M8 not takin pictchas of eet"
Now it was a Sunday and in trying to keep my blood pressure low and my Zen in check- (I really don't like to spill blood on a Sunday :wink: ) I just ask him if he was "deliberately taking the P155 out of me or just fancied a trip to the emergency ward?" and you know what his response was? "My daughters got the three litre Mercedes soft top" ! I retorted that he had deliberately took the P by parking right in front of me when I am clearly taking pictures and you guessed it - "I can park wherever I bleeding well like sonny"AAAAAGGGHHHHHHH
I felt like giving this twit a thick ear that'd last 4 life and sending him packing in agonising pain whilst wishing he hadn't tried to take on someone like the punisher, someone younger, fitter, angrier and uglier than he was- someone who takes pride in not only retaining a distinct dislike of the bullies in life but who also enjoys returning a bad attitude to assholes that think they can just take the P155 out of people and get away with it, but I don't do cruelty to animals either, so I was in a quandary.
My quandary is that I have a tattoo on my forehead that says "
the Buck stops here" yet as I mature i realise I can't fight every battle or I'd be fighting all day, every day, so I tell him he's "either the most stupid or the bravest man I have met in a long time, but I can't see any medals on his chest and can tell from previous experience he is not a military man and all i can see is stupid me ol m8, so why dont you fluckoff and eat a sh!t sandwich you pr!ck" at which point he got back in his car, got shouted at very loudly by his very ugly wife ( " I told you so you bloody idiot") yet he decided he shouldn't move his sh1tbox at all & he started to do a crossword, so i double parked right against his rear bumper so he couldn't move his prattmobile an inch, told him through his window with a foaming mouth that if he even breathed on my car I would take it as a further insult and rip his f'n head off n sheet down his neck, then throw him off the edge of beachy head,
this had the lovely result of turning him white / green and stopped all form of eye contact and further bullying or bravery on his part (
Result
I then locked My lovely Zed & went for a walk to calm down, returned 10 minutes later and revved the hell out of the car for a wee while just to make the point, then released him from my return intimidation and drove off saying "Du Mhan Yhu" :cpilot:
Equaliser?