wilwong1971
Member
I feel your pain, my emoji poo was strangely appropaite, damn thing went from tip of my grille up and over to the boot .. freshly waxed the day before too! 
Need a chuckle? Read this......
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North West Surrey
:lol: 
ihadablackdog
Senior member
Thanks for this....on my drive into work this morning with the roof down, everytime I saw a bird I got paranoid I was going to be sh1t on from a great height!
Seagulls are evil vermin. Love animals and birds generally but those f*****g things? Cull the lot of them.
... and whatever you do don't scrub the stuff off, you'll wreck the clear coat.... Leave a wet sponge or paper towel on it for at least 30 mins before hosing it off.
got home on break the other day, was amazing outside, thought i'd leave the roof down, come back 40 mins later to bird s**t bang in the middle of my headrest! Luckily no explosion spread though! 8)
Many moons ago I used to work in South Shields and car was parked overnight near Ocean Road. For those that don't know the place,
Ocean Road has what is most likely the densest population of curry shops anywhere. Try removing seagull s**t when it's been feasting in the bins at the back of these shops all night. No pleasant to say the least
Ocean Road has what is most likely the densest population of curry shops anywhere. Try removing seagull s**t when it's been feasting in the bins at the back of these shops all night. No pleasant to say the least
enzed4 said:buzyg said:I also carry bird wipes and water in the boot.
Who knew? I had to look that up - didn't know you could get bird poop-specific wipes....
Yes you can I have some autoglym ones but you still need to soak with damp kitchen roll if its really dried on