Modern teenage boys....???

Pondy

Pondy

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My beautiful daughter, at 16, has started 'befriending' boys of her age, due to changing schools to do her A levels.
We have had the delight of several attending our home for various reasons over the last couple of months.
I can't talk to them......they are not interested in cars, motorbikes, football, nothing! :o Talking on social media and online gaming seems to be the only things a modern teenage boy cares about.
Oh and apparently McDonald's is the best dining experience known to man.
I hate the modern world! :x
 
Have you tried talking to them about "romancing" 16 year old girls?
They would be all ears. :evil:

Feel for you mate, all males know what we were like at that age, and now you have a daughter that age.. :P
 
When I was in my teens I never spent much time talking to girlfriends' fathers - it's nothing new!
 
When I was a teenager my girlfriends dad was a cop. Didnt really want to share anything with him.
And remember that he is just a potential sexual partner for her , not your new best friend. :lol:
 
Dont encourage them - keep your distance!

Cast your mind back to when you were 16/18 years old.
 
You'd be alright if my lad came round, cars bikes and football are all in his favourite things.. He's still big on gaming but he's a proper petrol head already.. I did something right as a father :D 8)
 
If they're that into social media, you should have no problem tracking them down and finding out everything you want (or don't want) to know about them :P
 
mmm-five said:
If they're that into social media, you should have no problem tracking them down and finding out everything you want (or don't want) to know about them :P
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This is pondy we are talking about :P
 
Scare the crap out of them so they go away and don’t come back. :evil: Luckily mine went to a Girls’ only school. :D :thumbsup:
 
MikeyH said:
Scare the crap out of them so they go away and don’t come back. :evil: Luckily mine went to a Girls’ only school. :D :thumbsup:
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Oh and our dog put off the ones that did venture into the house :evil:
 
Pondrew said:
I can't talk to them......
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We went on holiday with a friend and his 16 year old daughter and whilst she was keen to engage I couldn't understand what she was on about as it wasn't a form of English that I understood. As an example I wasn't married but was wifed up
 
pvr said:
mmm-five said:
If they're that into social media, you should have no problem tracking them down and finding out everything you want (or don't want) to know about them :P
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This is pondy we are talking about :P
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Does he not have a very special set of skills :P
 
Ian J said:
Pondrew said:
I can't talk to them......
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We went on holiday with a friend and his 16 year old daughter and whilst she was keen to engage I couldn't understand what she was on about as it wasn't a form of English that I understood. As an example I wasn't married but was wifed up
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And neither is your wife, she was just the poor sod that had to put with "him over there"
 
When you eventually get to talk with him, make sure you have him by the throat. Just to get his attention and give him an idea what may happen if he does anything that offends you.

Thankfully don't have kids so never been faced with your problem :D .
 
As a father your job is to just scowl at them, not get to know them. Also when they visit make sure your cleaning your gun or sharpening a knife for gutting an animal.
 
javis20 said:
As a father your job is to just scowl at them, not get to know them. Also when they visit make sure your cleaning your gun or sharpening a knife for gutting an animal.
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Pondy would be better sharpening his gut and knifing the wee animal with it. :rofl:
 
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