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[Scubaregs]

Keep on track Scubes, Sars has been known to boil up then let off steam quite often.

Only once a month.

 

[john-e89]

Keep on track Scubes, Sars has been known to boil up then let off steam quite often.

Only once a month.

Get ready Scubes.....get ready....

 

[Scubaregs]

 

[pvr]

Keep on track Scubes, Sars has been known to boil up then let off steam quite often.

Only once a month.

Ohhhh shhhhhh****

 

[john-e89]

Keep on track Scubes, Sars has been known to boil up then let off steam quite often.

Only once a month.

Ohhhh shhhhhh****

She hasn't replied yet.....this is worse than I thought....you TIT Scubes......!!

 

[Scubaregs]

Guys relax, we are in weeks one - three. :wink:

 

[Pondy]

The use of the words electrical engineer and heating engineer does boil my p**s

Yep there's two more:
Electrical engineer = sparky
Heating engineer = plumber
oh and
Refrigeration engineer = refrigeration engineer

 

[john-e89]

Guys relax, we are in weeks one - three. :wink:

For your balls sake I hope so chief......!!

 

[Scubaregs]

Guys chill, I've read this cover to cover.

 

[pvr]

Keep digging … :roll:

 

[john-e89]

He's gonna need a deep water trench shovel to get any further.....

 

[Argyll Andy]

Guys chill, I've read this cover to cover.

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Don’t talk pish, yours has got you watching Ant and Dec

 

[Ole gits rule]

Guys chill, I've read this cover to cover.

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That volume 1 of 10 and by the time you start page 2 it will be out of date and requiring a reprint

 

[Ole gits rule]

The one I hate is personnel which became Human Resources and now people business manager - what a load of nonsense that one is

 

[ihadablackdog]

My old Cnut of a boss had the title of service delivery manager which he was proud to tell everyone.

It (in this case) was a posh name for tw@t!

 

[dr_john]

I believe Americans overuse the word Engineer too, they think of Casey Jones and I think of Brunel and there’s a gulf between them.

All due respect Sars, but when I worked as an aircraft design engineer in the USA being an engineer carried as much respect as being a lawyer, medical doctor etc

 

[Pondy]

Another gem from the education sector which I heard today;

School site manager = caretaker

 

[Pondy]

My old Cnut of a boss had the title of service delivery manager which he was proud to tell everyone.

It (in this case) was a posh name for tw@t!

I am sensing you were not his No.1 fan. :lol:

 

[ihadablackdog]

My old Cnut of a boss had the title of service delivery manager which he was proud to tell everyone.

It (in this case) was a posh name for tw@t!

I am sensing you were not his No.1 fan. :lol:

You would be correct!

Worst boss ever, two faced tosser who played psychological games, really messed me up!

 

[ronk]

I believe Americans overuse the word Engineer too, they think of Casey Jones and I think of Brunel and there’s a gulf between them.

All due respect Sars, but when I worked as an aircraft design engineer in the USA being an engineer carried as much respect as being a lawyer, medical doctor etc

Unfortunately not so in the U.K.