Missus left and taken the Z4!
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Sorry about the loss, but maybe there's a happy ending?
A MAN'S FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!"
Thereupon the Prince embarked upon living happily ever after -- rode motorcycles and dated skinny, long-legged, full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to n@ked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard 8itching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous f@rts and never got cheated on
while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and he left the toilet seat up.
The end.
A MAN'S FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!"
Thereupon the Prince embarked upon living happily ever after -- rode motorcycles and dated skinny, long-legged, full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to n@ked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard 8itching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous f@rts and never got cheated on
while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and he left the toilet seat up.
The end.
Leesfarm07, have you seen your car on PH yet?
mad4slalom
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nooooo waaaayyyyy , was it an M, ? she'll get scared when she puts her foot down, or at least phone for instructions how to get it into 2nd !!!! 
No. It's her daily runabout now. She left me the keys for the galaxy for the school runs and I've got my van. Don't think she'll sell it as I've got all the documents.powerontap said:
Good idea. I thought she'd be back within a couple of days.Bing said:So just to be really clear about this, has she really left ? If so we need to hatch a plan to steal your car back
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Leesfarm07 said:Good idea. I thought she'd be back within a couple of days.Bing said:So just to be really clear about this, has she really left ? If so we need to hatch a plan to steal your car back
Should we be looking out for a Zed starring in an upcoming episode of Crimewatch UK?
Got the car back today albeit for only a couple of hours as I realised the mot was up on 7th February. Passed with no advisories. Was lovely getting in it again even if the mot bay was all of 400 yards away...sport button pressed flat out 2nd n 3rd....sound generator in full swing! Then she took it away again
And you let her?!? Surely the second word should have been "off"
Well... For the time being its her only form of transport. As long as she looks after the wheels against the kerbs! I really must be a soft touchMaxsam said:Perhaps you should change your avitar
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Leesfarm07 said:Got the car back today albeit for only a couple of hours as I realised the mot was up on 7th February. Passed with no advisories. Was lovely getting in it again even if the mot bay was all of 400 yards away...sport button pressed flat out 2nd n 3rd....sound generator in full swing! Then she took it away again
does she bring the car back when it needs petrol....?
me thinks it was probably never your car....
I'm starting to think this wasn't a "joke" thread.
Sorry for the circumstances, regardless of what was going on, it's never nice to lose a big part of your life. But as long as she brings it back with a full tank...
(But seriously, hope everything works out for the best, whatever that may be)
Sorry for the circumstances, regardless of what was going on, it's never nice to lose a big part of your life. But as long as she brings it back with a full tank...
(But seriously, hope everything works out for the best, whatever that may be)