Micheal Jackson... Dead?
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Reports suggest that his heart attack was brought on by him choking on a small bone
Apparently Jacko's cardiac arrest was brought on when he tripped over a pram.....doctors say "Don't Blame It On The Buggie'
Michael Jackson's family have requested he be melted down and made into toys so the kids can play with him for a change.
I can't believe he actually died. Reports last night were just saying that he felt a little queer.
It was touch and go at the hospital last night. Then they moved Jacko away from the children's ward.
His holiday this year is cancelled, He won't be going to Tampa with the kids.
Difference between Jacko and Disney films? Disney films can still touch kids.
They're not blaming the sunshine, the moonlight or indeed the good times but the boogie has yet to be ruled out.
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson, Alex will be able to play Giggs next season.
Micheal jackson will always be with us..........he is not biodegradable
MJ's vitiligo takes a turn for the worst; first he was black, then white, now he's blue
There may still be hope of bringing him back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlies Angels in after him!
All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9
MJ LAST DYING WISH.... TO BE MELTED DOWN INTO STRAWS SO HE CAN STILL GET SUCKED OFF BY KIDS
Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again
Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him
His heart problem was hereditary and came from his Protestant father. It is more commonly known as the 'Billy Gene'
After the death of michael jackson his body has been metled down into 1000 plastic cups so that little children can get their mouths round his rim
once again
Apparently he's not being buried, just moved to Madame Tussauds
R I P, easy as 1 2 3
What did one paramedic say to the other when giving Jacko CPR? Dont stop, till hes had enough
Apparently he didn't die of a heart attack. He chocked to death blowing bubbles
Apparently Jacko's cardiac arrest was brought on when he tripped over a pram.....doctors say "Don't Blame It On The Buggie'
Michael Jackson's family have requested he be melted down and made into toys so the kids can play with him for a change.
I can't believe he actually died. Reports last night were just saying that he felt a little queer.
It was touch and go at the hospital last night. Then they moved Jacko away from the children's ward.
His holiday this year is cancelled, He won't be going to Tampa with the kids.
Difference between Jacko and Disney films? Disney films can still touch kids.
They're not blaming the sunshine, the moonlight or indeed the good times but the boogie has yet to be ruled out.
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson, Alex will be able to play Giggs next season.
Micheal jackson will always be with us..........he is not biodegradable
MJ's vitiligo takes a turn for the worst; first he was black, then white, now he's blue
There may still be hope of bringing him back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlies Angels in after him!
All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9
MJ LAST DYING WISH.... TO BE MELTED DOWN INTO STRAWS SO HE CAN STILL GET SUCKED OFF BY KIDS
Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again
Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him
His heart problem was hereditary and came from his Protestant father. It is more commonly known as the 'Billy Gene'
After the death of michael jackson his body has been metled down into 1000 plastic cups so that little children can get their mouths round his rim
once again
Apparently he's not being buried, just moved to Madame Tussauds
R I P, easy as 1 2 3
What did one paramedic say to the other when giving Jacko CPR? Dont stop, till hes had enough
Apparently he didn't die of a heart attack. He chocked to death blowing bubbles
To pay tribute to the life of Michael Jackson, McDonald's were to bring out the McJackson burger... But sadly trading standards pulled the product, when it was found that the burger contained fifty year old meat between twelve year old buns....
,,great singer tho..
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I overheard this in the pub yesterday
" the Tv and radio have been full of Michael Jackson songs
since he died"
reply
"here's hoping Sidney Devine disnae die then"
A certain amount of knowledge of Scottish popular culture required to appreciate that one
" the Tv and radio have been full of Michael Jackson songs
since he died"
reply
"here's hoping Sidney Devine disnae die then"
A certain amount of knowledge of Scottish popular culture required to appreciate that one
Sydney Devine - The man who would bring a tear to a glass eye.
Scottish Legend or Institution?
A Scottish Legend who's fans are mostly in institutions.
If you don't have any Sydney Devine you should get some. Good laugh for a party!
Check out ........
Listen to these two classics all the way through for that full on Rhinestone Steak & Kidney effect. He's usualy known as Steak and Kidney as it rymes with Sydney.
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Scottish Legend or Institution?
A Scottish Legend who's fans are mostly in institutions.
If you don't have any Sydney Devine you should get some. Good laugh for a party!
Check out ........
Listen to these two classics all the way through for that full on Rhinestone Steak & Kidney effect. He's usualy known as Steak and Kidney as it rymes with Sydney.
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The police found class A drugs in the kitchen, class c drugs in the bathroom and class 4C in the bedroom.
RIP Jacko. A true legend no matter how weird he was.
Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack after discovering that Boyz 2 Men is a band and not a delivery service.
Michael Jackson has not been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin had a sleepover.
Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack after discovering that Boyz 2 Men is a band and not a delivery service.
Michael Jackson has not been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin had a sleepover.