I've got plenty of stories of things like that.
One involving a couple of C63 AMG Mercs...
mmm-five said:
The one at the back was acting as 'rear guard' for his mate up front (to capture a chase lap on video I found out later) and every time I moved left to overtake (off line) he'd move left to block me.
On the run up to Schwedenkreutz he did the same as they stopped accelerating way before the kink/hump and I still had my foot in - but as he was off line he dabbed the brakes in panic and I then had about 30mph more speed than him and about 10m to avoid hitting him. I slammed of and the car wiggled all over the place.
I am ashamed to say that I 'forced' my way past both through Fuchsrohre using some kerb (which I normally avoid) and spent the next half lap pissing them off by braking early so they could catch up and driving through the corners really slowly before booting it to the next corner.
The regular one I get is obviously from Ring virgins/newbies...
mmm-five said:
Trundle through the barriers and coned off single lane approach. Fan out as you hit the track proper and either park and wait for your mates (which is not allowed) or floor it up Antoniusbusche/Tiergarten.
The newbies see this lovely open track and floor it under the bridge, with the intent of taking a straight line between the kinks to Tiergarten. The only trouble is that you don't know who's a virgin/newbie until the slam on the anchors when they feel the car going a bit light through the kinks.
Then you've got me who's not expecting to have to lift/brake through there, suddenly have to brake or take avoiding action to not hit the virgin/newbie braking in the wrong place/at the wrong time on the left when they should be out of the way on the right.
Used to the latter one now, so leave a bigger gap than I used to, but still get caught out by some cars/owners you'd think were more experienced (e.g. Porsche GT3s, stripped & caged M3s, etc.)
Still really pee'd off that I don't have my GoPro running all the time (battery life/overheating/etc.) as I'd have caught lots of stuff to put on youtube. Best 'near misses' are:
1) 3 cars (Artega GT, Porsche Cayman S, and BMW Z4MC) all floor it through Antoniusbusche and into Tiergarten. We get to the first corner slightly behind each other (Artega, Cayman, then me) but spread across the whole track (Artega on the right, me on the left) and then the Artega brakes, followed by the Cayman, and then me. So we end up at the corner parallel to each other and not enough space for all of us to get through. I take it on my own back to do something about it and lift of the brakes and tap the throttle to get pas, just as the Artega decides he needs to move left to take the corner (i.e. avoid the impending armco), the Cayman moves left to avoid the Artega right into the space I'm just vacating. I think I could see the brown deposits on the track.
2) Following a 1M into T13, he's having a bit of fun with the electronic aids off as he's swerving from side-to-side and spinning up the rears but still accelerating, so I stay a good distance behind him. Come into T13 and he brakes hard which causes me to catch up to him and then he slings it sideways to go through the corner. Doesn't go very well after the first slide as it swings back the other way, then the other and he finally comes to a stop at a tangent to the track, right in front of me. Choice was straight on (T-Bone), right (armco) or left (concrete kerb and grass). About to head for the grass when he finds a gear or something and he shoots onto the grass to recover. Just had enough time to slam on and come to a halt before I hit him. Followed him for a bit before he let me past as he didn't seem to want to attempt to drift it any more.
The biggest problem at the 'Ring is that we all think we're driving gods. The regulars realise that a VW Golf can be as fast/faster than a GT3 depending on who's driving and what's been done to the car. There's a old Mini Estate that's flat out everywhere - of course it's not standard (turbo'd Honda VTEC) and the driver is a local, but it will overtake you anywhere and in any weather. One minute your mirrors are clear then it's overtaking you round the outside of a corner that you're barely holding yourself. Doesn't even use stick rubber - seems to run on Yokohama A539s.
And just for giggles, here's my mate in his e34 M5 (the same one I used to own) from last weekend, holding up another S54 - without video/datalogging he doesn't believe he's holding me up (even though his best lap time is about 30s slower than mine). It doesn't perform badly for a 20 year old, 1800kg car, and absorbs the bumps better than a Z4MC. Although it has been upgraded to non-OE, non-electronic dampers and has a shorter diff. Biggest downside is that it's running at about 6-7mpg so his tank does the same number of laps as mine, despite being almost twice the size :thumbsdown:
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