Maybe how NOT to advertise a Z4? - Part 2

[Ewazix]

Rambling text about it being a repaired write-off on V car, the owner is unable to insure it, guaranteed fuss over the documents and personalised plate, then overpricing it wih belligerent waffle deterring any offers. It's all so tempting

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-z4-20...d=100005&prg=1048&rk=2&rkt=5&sd=130982395306&

 

[Bing]

It is dismaying how many people in this country cannot spell even the simplest of words or use punctuation. All they seem to be able do is use a huge font and rant incoherently. Text messaging, Twitter and Facebook have destroyed literacy

 

[Zed Five]

It is dismaying how many people in this country cannot spell even the simplest of words or use punctuation. All they seem to be able do is use a huge font and rant incoherently. Text messaging, Twitter and Facebook have destroyed literacy

Ur rite m8!

 

[Stuart Truman]

Terms and conditions of the sale "all games and consoles must be retured at buyers cost and unopened and in the seal"

Does that car have the very rare half leather non M seats? With the optional mould. Also, what is personalised about AL03 FOW?

Nice to know hardtops are worth that much, maybe I should sell mine.

 

[Bing]

It is dismaying how many people in this country cannot spell even the simplest of words or use punctuation. All they seem to be able do is use a huge font and rant incoherently. Text messaging, Twitter and Facebook have destroyed literacy

Ur rite m8!

IKR :roll:

 

[Bing]

Nice to know hardtops are worth that much, maybe I should sell mine.

Please don't

 

[Derby Z4]

I'm surprised they haven't just joined the forum to sell it!
They usually do :lol:

 

[Stuart Truman]

Maybe I should send him (it?) a message and suggest he does so. Let the trolling begin...

 

[Ben Cole]

Definitely the world champion of sentences.

 

[ZedFourM]

Also, what is personalised about AL03 FOW?

And why on earth would anybody have paid £1,000 for it?!

 

[Bing]

Also, what is personalised about AL03 FOW?

And why on earth would anybody have paid £1,000 for it?!

Given how bad his spelling is, it probably means something in his head that none of us can see...

 

[Adamski]

Im not shoor if the seller is jenuin he as maid all that effort in the advurt but as not tayken into accownt the v car book innit

 

[srhutch]

Seller has pulled the advert, and i was going to ask some questions :evil:

 

[Bing]

Possibly looked on here and saw all the comments :lol:

What is a v car anyway ?

 

[Grumpyowl]

Possibly looked on here and saw all the comments :lol:

What is a v car anyway ?

I didn't want to show my ignorance, cat C D etc but what is a V ?

 

[Stuart Truman]

I wanted to know too!

http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/faq/insurance-write-offs/

 

[Ewazix]

Someone had asked him if he would sell the hardtop but he flat refused even though he was valuing it at over £1000 :crazydude:

 

[Bing]

I wanted to know too!

http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/faq/insurance-write-offs/

Interesting that he chose to use very old terminology - hiding the real category of write-off. Smells funny to me.

 

[srhutch]

I wanted to know too!

http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/faq/insurance-write-offs/

Interesting that he chose to use very old terminology - hiding the real category of write-off. Smells funny to me.

That's what I wanted to ask him, was it C or D and what was the damage.

 

[GrimleyFiendish]

It is dismaying how many people in this country cannot spell even the simplest of words or use punctuation. All they seem to be able do is use a huge font and rant incoherently. Text messaging, Twitter and Facebook have destroyed literacy

I so wanted to like this comment but couldn't figure out how to. Now my brain hurts.