Man-flu. Any quick fixes?

[mr wilks]

Night nurse used to get me through a half days work . . . plenty of vitamin C - oranges and fruit juice.

Nothing better for me , Day nurse in the day ( same but without sleeping aid ) & Night nurse at night but be wary of exceeding the stated doses if you have to get up early man that stuff makes you sleep like the dead
Oh & a drop of Merlot to aid its ingestion

 

[Pastry]

Night nurse used to get me through a half days work . . . plenty of vitamin C - oranges and fruit juice.

Nothing better for me , Day nurse in the day ( same but without sleeping aid ) & Night nurse at night but be wary of exceeding the stated doses if you have to get up early man that stuff makes you sleep like the dead
Oh & a drop of Merlot to aid its ingestion

I've stopped taking day nurse this year as it surpresses coughs which causes me bronchitis. Can't beat a bit of night nurse though, I take it about 730pm otherwise any later I can't get my butt out of bed in the morning... or maybe that's down to the wine :wink:

 

[firebobby]

You could always man up and grow a pair Chris how quick a fix this becomes depends on how quick you can grow said pair.... you're welcome

Well !!
All I can say is, you can't have had man flu before Paul, if you had, you wouldn't mock a fellow bloke

Shame on you, that's the kind of remark I would expect from a woman

 

[macsbm]

Yeah bird flu kills anything

 

[Chris_D]

HAHAHA, you lot! :lol:
Just back from a mammoth hike into the fields round by me and back with a nice warm cup of honey and lemon and sifting through all the bits of advice, sarcasm, brutality and downright pisstakes! hahaha awesome! :lol:

Thanks to all who have offered advice. And a big steaming bag of catshit to all who'v been thoroughly cheeky! lol
and PastryfacePaul, can always depend on you for some brutal honesty! :roll:
@John that sounds like a great idea but sadly there's no bath in me rented Dutch place - just a wetroom shower-type thingymahjig. Got a jacuzzi at me place in UK and wish I was there now, soaking in a nice warm radox bath while watching a bit of telly and scoffing an egg butty. call me common, i don't care!

 

[Pastry]

You could always man up and grow a pair Chris how quick a fix this becomes depends on how quick you can grow said pair.... you're welcome

Well !!
All I can say is, you can't have had man flu before Paul, if you had, you wouldn't mock a fellow bloke

Shame on you, that's the kind of remark I would expect from a woman

Youre right Fred, it is us against them and although man flu for Chris starts as low as a paper cut, I should stand shoulder to shoulder with my brother.... once his nose stops dripping of course!

 

[Chris_D]

You could always man up and grow a pair Chris how quick a fix this becomes depends on how quick you can grow said pair.... you're welcome

Well !!
All I can say is, you can't have had man flu before Paul, if you had, you wouldn't mock a fellow bloke

Shame on you, that's the kind of remark I would expect from a woman

Youre right Fred, it is us against them and although man flu for Chris starts as low as a paper cut, I should stand shoulder to shoulder with my brother.... once his nose stops dripping of course!

now now ladies

 

[Smartbear]

I've had a cough that would fell a buffalo all week, still at work wned:
Rob

There are man and there are men....then there are bears :wink:

To be fair Fred, the Bear working means sitting around drinking tea, dreaming about cars and buffalo :roll:

That's not normal tea, its railway tea-mere mortals cant drink it

 

[Smartbear]

There are man and there are men....then there are bears :wink:

To be fair Fred, the Bear working means sitting around drinking tea, dreaming about cars and buffalo :roll:

That's not normal tea, its railway tea-mere mortals cant drink it

Anyone could see how busy I am, it's not easy being me!

Rob

 

[Chris_D]

To be fair Fred, the Bear working means sitting around drinking tea, dreaming about cars and buffalo :roll:

That's not normal tea, its railway tea-mere mortals cant drink it

Anyone could see how busy I am, it's not easy being me!
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Rob

Lol, Now that's a handy piece of incriminating evidence for future use!
And OMG, is that seriously a fax machine on ur desk? i didnt know people still used them!?!?! or even that it was still supported as a protocol for communication!
Is that why London Underground is so inefficient??

 

[Smartbear]

That's not normal tea, its railway tea-mere mortals cant drink it

Anyone could see how busy I am, it's not easy being me!
IMAG3936.jpg
Rob

Lol, Now that's a handy piece of incriminating evidence for future use!
And OMG, is that seriously a fax machine on ur desk? i didnt know people still used them!?!?! or even that it was still supported as a protocol for communication!
Is that why London Underground is so inefficient??

Yep, that's a fax machine Solely for the use of printing out mobile phone deals until it ran out of ink 10 years ago :lol:
It still has the phone wired through it, that's why I'm sitting here like a coiled spring-it could ring at any moment & kick off
Rob

 

[firebobby]

Anyone could see how busy I am, it's not easy being me!
IMAG3936.jpg
Rob

Lol, Now that's a handy piece of incriminating evidence for future use!
And OMG, is that seriously a fax machine on ur desk? i didnt know people still used them!?!?! or even that it was still supported as a protocol for communication!
Is that why London Underground is so inefficient??

Yep, that's a fax machine Solely for the use of printing out mobile phone deals until it ran out of ink 10 years ago :lol:
It still has the phone wired through it, that's why I'm sitting here like a coiled spring-it could ring at any moment & kick off
Rob

Bit like the bat phone then

 

[Smartbear]

Lol, Now that's a handy piece of incriminating evidence for future use!
And OMG, is that seriously a fax machine on ur desk? i didnt know people still used them!?!?! or even that it was still supported as a protocol for communication!
Is that why London Underground is so inefficient??

Yep, that's a fax machine Solely for the use of printing out mobile phone deals until it ran out of ink 10 years ago :lol:
It still has the phone wired through it, that's why I'm sitting here like a coiled spring-it could ring at any moment & kick off
Rob

Bit like the bat phone then

Its the Bear phone
Rob

 

[freemadw]

My uncle had a cold remedy involving a hat, a bed and a bottle of whisky.
Put the hat at the end of the bed, and get in. Drink the whisky until you can see two hats.
Your cold will then be cured...
Cheers, Dave

 

[pvr]

Chris is as weak as is car :evil:

 

[Chris_D]

Chris is as weak as is car :evil:

pfff. my zed is now 10x stronger than i am!

 

[jakblade]

I've had a cough that would fell a buffalo all week, still at work wned:
Rob

Same here Mr. Bear. Still have it. Chest infection the quack says. Pah!! I laugh in your eye dirty cough.
Cure.....get up go to work. Paracetamol. Fisherman's friends. Orange juice. Lots of fluids.
And.......repeat.....

 

[firebobby]

I've had a cough that would fell a buffalo all week, still at work wned:
Rob

Same here Mr. Bear. Still have it. Chest infection the quack says. Pah!! I laugh in your eye dirty cough.
Cure.....get up go to work. Paracetamol. Fisherman's friends. Orange juice. Lots of fluids.
And.......repeat.....

And spread them germs for Christmas

 

[jakblade]

I've had a cough that would fell a buffalo all week, still at work wned:
Rob

Same here Mr. Bear. Still have it. Chest infection the quack says. Pah!! I laugh in your eye dirty cough.
Cure.....get up go to work. Paracetamol. Fisherman's friends. Orange juice. Lots of fluids.
And.......repeat.....

And spread them germs for Christmas

I was always taught to share and share alike.

 

[Smartbear]

I've had a cough that would fell a buffalo all week, still at work wned:
Rob

Same here Mr. Bear. Still have it. Chest infection the quack says. Pah!! I laugh in your eye dirty cough.
Cure.....get up go to work. Paracetamol. Fisherman's friends. Orange juice. Lots of fluids.
And.......repeat.....

And spread them germs for Christmas

I work on my own :nahnah:
Rob