bearded_ed
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I'm doing it! (10:30AM)
Replacing vanos seals on my 2004 3.0i.
So far so good... Once I actually had all my tools.

Only concern I have is one of my coils is different to the others and they have totally different locking mechanisms to the X8r instructions but we'll see... I shall update as I can.
Update 1... 12:05pm
Cant remove the damn engine hoist hook. It is meant to be an 11mm socket and whilst I have that, I cannot get the socket, adapter and ratchet onto it! Slightly too long. I also don't have an 11mm spanner.
Might take a trip to the store in a min. My adjustable is just trying to round it off! Damn it.
Update 2.... 1:16pm
Having to give up! I got a bit further and just really struggled with getting the 10mm nuts off the front of the vanos. There's just not enough space for me to get at them. Even if I managed to get Em off, I'd probably struggle to get them on again... Even with my new spanner set I can only sensibly get 4 of 6 out - couldn't even see where the other two were.
- Reassembly in progress -
Update 3... 1:45pm
So during original disassembly I dropped one of the valve cover bolts and it completely vanished - I even found the washer under the car but no bolt! Had to remove the undertray earlier in the process in order to retrieve a dropped tool and still didn't find it then. I wasn't panicking about this at the time as I thought I had replacements in my kit. Turns out they're for something else I never got to!
It's now about half two and I am walking the half mile to local BMW dealer in the hopes the have an obscure bolt.
Update 4... 2:17pm
Back home with no bolt, but it will be with them tomorrow first thing. Good job I have tomorrow off as well eh? Am wrapping up reassembly after having put new gaskets everywhere, at least I don't have to worry about those leaking now... Except perhaps the vanos u-shape gasket as I got over half the bolts off it, I suspect the unit moved. Problem for another day.
Update 5... 3:30pm
Fully put everything I can back together in the front end and am now going to attempt to remove disa unit to do that upgrade and hopefully actually achieve something today!!!!!! :x
Update 6... 4:15pm
Sat at the garden table with my disa unit. I had to remove the top half of the airbox and piping to get at the bottom T30 screw, which was mildly annoying.
Thankfully it certainly seems like my unit hasn't been upgraded before so this should be worth doing.
It's taken a lot of work to get the pin out and now the old bits are absolutely trashed after struggling to get them out!!!

Update 7... 4:30pm.
F**K THIS "O-RING"!!!!! The factory orange stuff is totally and utterly bonded to the plastic and is coming off in bits. What a faff.
Update 8... 4:57pm
IT IS RAINING. WHY. IS. IT. RAINING.
Have finally got the disa unit back together and am absolutely done with it all now. I don't really want the engine bay open to the elements so the complete and refreshed disa unit is now in the shed until tomorrow where I will pop the bonnet for the last time to install that and the final bolt from BMW.
(Note in order to save time I have now filled in the above updates from my PC after a very very frustrating day!)
Update 9... 18:25
I have successfully completed nothing today. My aim was to do the vanos and disa fixes and all I've really done is replace rocker cover gasket, lose a head bolt and replace the flap on my disa. Disa unit is still out of the car at the moment too.
Has anyone here actually done the VANOS and won?! I have no idea how you guys managed to get at the front of it to pull off those nuts/bolts for the whole thing to come off. It's no wonder that all the video tutorials on how to do it have engines that are out of the car making it look easy. URGH.
Please feel free to laugh at me for losing a bolt in the engine bay.... But any tips for fixing stuff are greatly appreciated! Now, where's the whisky!

Replacing vanos seals on my 2004 3.0i.
So far so good... Once I actually had all my tools.

Only concern I have is one of my coils is different to the others and they have totally different locking mechanisms to the X8r instructions but we'll see... I shall update as I can.

Update 1... 12:05pm
Cant remove the damn engine hoist hook. It is meant to be an 11mm socket and whilst I have that, I cannot get the socket, adapter and ratchet onto it! Slightly too long. I also don't have an 11mm spanner.
Might take a trip to the store in a min. My adjustable is just trying to round it off! Damn it.
Update 2.... 1:16pm
Having to give up! I got a bit further and just really struggled with getting the 10mm nuts off the front of the vanos. There's just not enough space for me to get at them. Even if I managed to get Em off, I'd probably struggle to get them on again... Even with my new spanner set I can only sensibly get 4 of 6 out - couldn't even see where the other two were.
- Reassembly in progress -
Update 3... 1:45pm
So during original disassembly I dropped one of the valve cover bolts and it completely vanished - I even found the washer under the car but no bolt! Had to remove the undertray earlier in the process in order to retrieve a dropped tool and still didn't find it then. I wasn't panicking about this at the time as I thought I had replacements in my kit. Turns out they're for something else I never got to!
It's now about half two and I am walking the half mile to local BMW dealer in the hopes the have an obscure bolt.
Update 4... 2:17pm
Back home with no bolt, but it will be with them tomorrow first thing. Good job I have tomorrow off as well eh? Am wrapping up reassembly after having put new gaskets everywhere, at least I don't have to worry about those leaking now... Except perhaps the vanos u-shape gasket as I got over half the bolts off it, I suspect the unit moved. Problem for another day.
Update 5... 3:30pm
Fully put everything I can back together in the front end and am now going to attempt to remove disa unit to do that upgrade and hopefully actually achieve something today!!!!!! :x
Update 6... 4:15pm
Sat at the garden table with my disa unit. I had to remove the top half of the airbox and piping to get at the bottom T30 screw, which was mildly annoying.
Thankfully it certainly seems like my unit hasn't been upgraded before so this should be worth doing.
It's taken a lot of work to get the pin out and now the old bits are absolutely trashed after struggling to get them out!!!

Update 7... 4:30pm.
F**K THIS "O-RING"!!!!! The factory orange stuff is totally and utterly bonded to the plastic and is coming off in bits. What a faff.

Update 8... 4:57pm
IT IS RAINING. WHY. IS. IT. RAINING.
Have finally got the disa unit back together and am absolutely done with it all now. I don't really want the engine bay open to the elements so the complete and refreshed disa unit is now in the shed until tomorrow where I will pop the bonnet for the last time to install that and the final bolt from BMW.
(Note in order to save time I have now filled in the above updates from my PC after a very very frustrating day!)
Update 9... 18:25
I have successfully completed nothing today. My aim was to do the vanos and disa fixes and all I've really done is replace rocker cover gasket, lose a head bolt and replace the flap on my disa. Disa unit is still out of the car at the moment too.
Has anyone here actually done the VANOS and won?! I have no idea how you guys managed to get at the front of it to pull off those nuts/bolts for the whole thing to come off. It's no wonder that all the video tutorials on how to do it have engines that are out of the car making it look easy. URGH.
Please feel free to laugh at me for losing a bolt in the engine bay.... But any tips for fixing stuff are greatly appreciated! Now, where's the whisky!
