Lovely Sunday hoon... eventually

PerryGunn

PerryGunn

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We left the UK at the end of Feb in torrential rain and got back yesterday, dog-tired after a 10 1/2 hour flight, but glad to see that the rain has gone and there was some sunshine for the weekend

So today just had to be a morning topless hoon... at least that was what I thought... it got delayed by a couple of hours because some god-bothering f*ckw*it from the nearby JW meeting hall had parked their car so far across our driveway that I couldn't get out - when she eventually returned she had to listen to her second sermon of the morning, this time with the text drawn from St. Perry's Second Letter to The Hard of Thinking... :headbang:

Was a nice blast though and it calmed me down enough that I decided that she can't help being an inconsiderate god-bothering f*ckw*t mormon and, next weekend, I won't peel off all her Christian Fish car stickers and replace them with a selection of Darwin Fish stickers after all :evil:
 
andysat said:
Glad you got out in the end!-soo inconsiderate tho! :thumbsdown:
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Inconsiderate isn't the word for it... and it's not unusual

We live in a fairly quiet residential road, virtually every house has a garage plus off-road parking for at least one other car so there are rarely any issues with finding on-road parking spaces.

The one PITA is the meeting hall at the end of the road - there are three congregations that share the hall and they have 'meetings' on different nights during the week and at three different times on Sunday. Whenever they turn up they try to squeeze into the closest space they can find, even if there's a vast empty stretch of kerbside 50yds further away - they often block access to driveways and, a few years ago, one of them even parked on my neighbour's driveway 'because they were late for church'.

Obviously there's a commandment in The Book of Mormon that states 'Thou shall not walk any further than absolutely necessary to attend church and if it inconveniences the unbelievers, then f*ck 'em'

The good news is that, last year, they gained planning permission for a new meeting hall a few miles away so they'll soon be blocking somebody else's driveway - that may be construed as 'passing the buck' but I've put up with it for eleven years, and some of my neighbours for much, much longer
 
StevenH72 said:
What was her reaction when you confronted her?

I'd have let her have it too, can't stand oxygen thieves.
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She just looked dumbfounded (emphasis on the dumb) - which is the normal response

If I'm honest, I was too busy tearing her a second arsehole to listen to excuses. She was a bit of a salad-dodger but seemed to have full use of both legs so could easily have parked another 20-30 yards further on, or the other side of the road - there was lots of lovely empty kerbside but she chose to park halfway across my drive <Grrrrr!>
 
PerryGunn said:
when she eventually returned she had to listen to her second sermon of the morning, this time with the text drawn from St. Perry's Second Letter to The Hard of Thinking... :headbang:
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:rofl: :thumbsup:
 
Marvellous stuff Perry. I've also had my fill of God freaks over the years, some of the nastiest inconsiderate b4stards I've ever encountered.
 
We, too, have a Kingdom Hall 20 yards away across the only traffic calming measure in the town. The 'overflow parking' arrangements are 'interesting' to say the least :rofl:

Nicely preached, Pez :crapparking:

Glad to hear you eventually got #320 out and blew her cobwebs away :thumbsup:
 
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