Looks like Carol's old bumper ended up on eBay

[aquazi]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-Z4-E89-MSPORT-2012-FRONT-BUMPER-/150914442676?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item232333a5b4#ht_720wt_1186

Actually those look like genuine parking sensors

 

[pvr]

Is that after the driving through the river event?

 

[aquazi]

Is that after the driving through the river event?

 

[pvr]

I present evidence exhibit a: The sandblasting of the bumper ... :evil:

 

[Carol M]

Is that after the driving through the river event?

It was a small stream.

 

[Stuart Truman]

I wonder what happened to the rest of it :?

Oh yes, it totally dazzled an innocent fellow road user who, having become temporarily "Yellow Zed blind", did the inevitable...

 

[Carol M]

See that black car parked up? River driving police. He let me off with a caution.