Liverpool sign Ukrainian striker.

[john-e89]

Nothing John. I like to think that my suave, sophisticated and debonnaire demeanour, finely manicured tache, velvet pants and extraordinary talents in reciprocating pleasure in the bedroom is payment enough for any fine lady!
:lol:
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That's Tony Iommi that is....

It’s Peter Wyngarde, you muppet.
A man you couldn’t measure up to even if you were perched on sars and scubaregs shoulders while bouncing on a trampolene with a fire underneath it!

I know it's not really T Iommi you senseless Scouse tit.... :roll: Was a lookalike thing.

You really did go to school with Cummings didn't you.....you're both planks....

 

[Chris_D]

That's Tony Iommi that is....

It’s Peter Wyngarde, you muppet.
A man you couldn’t measure up to even if you were perched on sars and scubaregs shoulders while bouncing on a trampolene with a fire underneath it!

I know it's not really T Iommi you senseless Scouse tit.... :roll: Was a lookalike thing.

You really did go to school with Cummings didn't you.....you're both planks....

At least I went to school John, you illiterate twod. Not like you, sent straight down t' pit at 13 to shovel donkey sh!t. But there's nothing wrong with working your way up from the bottom. It's character-building in most cases, except yours perhaps.
:evil:

 

[Scubaregs]

Chrissy you weren't nearly man enough for her, she's gone, let it go and move on old boy....you ain't got much time left.

Must be a country and western song for that somewhere..........

 

[pvr]

The original joke is great though Scub, didn't see that one coming

 

[buzyg]

Nothing John. I like to think that my suave, sophisticated and debonnaire demeanour, finely manicured tache, velvet pants and extraordinary talents in reciprocating pleasure in the bedroom is payment enough for any fine lady!
:lol:
B2DCB3EB-7C07-4DD7-A381-1B198E2DC527.jpeg

That's Tony Iommi that is....

It’s Peter Wyngarde, you muppet.
A man you couldn’t measure up to even if you were perched on sars and scubaregs shoulders while bouncing on a trampolene with a fire underneath it!

:?
I thought it was Jason King.

 

[john-e89]

It’s Peter Wyngarde, you muppet.
A man you couldn’t measure up to even if you were perched on sars and scubaregs shoulders while bouncing on a trampolene with a fire underneath it!

I know it's not really T Iommi you senseless Scouse tit.... :roll: Was a lookalike thing.

You really did go to school with Cummings didn't you.....you're both planks....

At least I went to school John, you illiterate twod. Not like you, sent straight down t' pit at 13 to shovel donkey sh!t. But there's nothing wrong with working your way up from the bottom. It's character-building in most cases, except yours perhaps.
:evil:

Easy Lenny.....chill.... :lol: