Lifer Cake

[mr.tourette]

Congrats Peter on membership to the illustrious Lifer Club

 

[Stevo1987]

Why would he want a Haggis,he isn't Scottish,lol

Nor am I but I do like a haggis.
Now I've learned how to catch them.

Who taught you how to catch them? That’s a Scottish secret

What do you do with the three legs, do you eat them or bin them?

Bin them with the rest of it.

 

[Argyll Andy]

Bin them with the rest of it.
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Now now Stevo, we’ve all to play nicely :wink:

I have to say haggis is something I’m quite partial too and is tasty imo better than the English delicacies of jellied eels, faggots and suchlike

 

[enuff_zed]

faggots and suchlike

I believe we now have to refer to them as LGBTQ meat derivatives

 

[Argyll Andy]

faggots and suchlike

I believe we now have to refer to them as LGBTQ meat derivatives

As I was typing that I knew it would bloody well be you that bit :whip:

I included Faggots as their contents are very close the the ingredients of haggis, but of course haggis is free range so much better quality

 

[enuff_zed]

As I was typing that I knew it would bloody well be you that bit :whip:

What can I say.
Slow day at work

 

[Anonymous]

Again thanks again for the posts..only 7,000 to go to the next euology..

I would like to point out that I am Scottish as I married a Glaswegian (maternal dynasty "The Pollocks") so aquire Scottish Nationality through marriage..

As to haggis hunting..you can't beat the joy of running naked through the heather in the morning mist in pursuit of one of these little buggars!

Even my wife a veggie enjoys hunting down a McSweenie Veggie Haggis.. a rare find indeed..

In fact, once Scotland gains independence, a qualifying method to gain Scottish Citizenship will be to hunt down a haggis in the wild, dispatch it and then devour it with Neeps and Tatties washed down with 2 litres of full sugar Irn Bru and a 1/2 bottle of a Scottish Malt..

 

[enuff_zed]

Again thanks again for the posts..only 7,000 to go to the next euology..

and a 1/2 bottle of a Scottish Malt..

Less of the malt, it's affecting your maths!

Leg-end is 20,000.

 

[Anonymous]

Again thanks again for the posts..only 7,000 to go to the next euology..

and a 1/2 bottle of a Scottish Malt..

Less of the malt, it's affecting your maths!

Leg-end is 20,000.

Oh poo..I thought it was 10,000 posts..

 

[enuff_zed]

Again thanks again for the posts..only 7,000 to go to the next euology..

and a 1/2 bottle of a Scottish Malt..

Less of the malt, it's affecting your maths!

Leg-end is 20,000.

Oh poo..I thought it was 10,000 posts..

You'll have 4 turbos and 1500 BHP by then

 

[Anonymous]

Less of the malt, it's affecting your maths!

Leg-end is 20,000.

Oh poo..I thought it was 10,000 posts..

You'll have 4 turbos and 1500 BHP by then

I will have seen the error of ways and gone for a six cylinder sidevalve oops N52 by then..

 

[buzyg]

Again thanks again for the posts..only 7,000 to go to the next euology..

and a 1/2 bottle of a Scottish Malt..

Less of the malt, it's affecting your maths!

Leg-end is 20,000.

Oh poo..I thought it was 10,000 posts..

The one forum Member I thought we could rely on for sound facts & maths. :lol: Is there no hope. :smart:

 

[Anonymous]

Less of the malt, it's affecting your maths!

Leg-end is 20,000.

Oh poo..I thought it was 10,000 posts..

The one forum Member I thought we could rely on for sound facts & maths. :lol: Is there no hope. :smart:

All i can say is that

a) I didn't study BB php at Uni
b) There is no public documentation on levels on this Forum

I shot from the hip..I won't make that mistake again..

 

[Mr Tidy]

I only knew because if it was 10,000 I'd be one now!

 

[Stevo1987]

Again thanks again for the posts..only 7,000 to go to the next euology..

I would like to point out that I am Scottish as I married a Glaswegian (maternal dynasty "The Pollocks") so aquire Scottish Nationality through marriage..
Sounds like you aree
As to haggis hunting..you can't beat the joy of running naked through the heather in the morning mist in pursuit of one of these little buggars!

Even my wife a veggie enjoys hunting down a McSweenie Veggie Haggis.. a rare find indeed..

In fact, once Scotland gains independence, a qualifying method to gain Scottish Citizenship will be to hunt down a haggis in the wild, dispatch it and then devour it with Neeps and Tatties washed down with 2 litres of full sugar Irn Bru and a 1/2 bottle of a Scottish Malt..

Sounds like you have already hit the whiskey.

 

[Mr Tidy]

Sounds like you have already hit the whiskey.

I doubt it somehow! Whisky is Scotch, whereas Whiskey is generally likely Irish or even American!

I like to think I qualify for a degree of Scottishness seeing as my late Dad was born in Muir-of-Ord, Invernesshire (even if I was born in Epsom). :lol:

 

[Stevo1987]

Sounds like you have already hit the whiskey.

I doubt it somehow! Whisky is Scotch, whereas Whiskey is generally likely Irish or even American!

I like to think I qualify for a degree of Scottishness seeing as my late Dad was born in Mui-of-Ord, Invernesshire (even if I was born in Epsom). :lol:

Well done Mr Tidy, the first to bite. I know the spelling. I have been to the Jameson distillery in Dublin and also sort of lived in Scotland for a wee while.

 

[Mr Tidy]

Well done Mr Tidy, the first to bite. I know the spelling. I have been to the Jameson distillery in Dublin and also sort of lived in Scotland for a wee while.

Well it was the basis of much p*ss-taking in the office when I last had a proper job!

We had a Glaswegian and a Scouser of Irish descent who loved telling the Glaswegian that the first recorded licensed distillery was actually Bushmills in Ireland in 1608.

So when the Glaswegian left the Irish Scouser gave him a bottle of Bushmills as a leaving present. :lol:

 

[ronk]

You don't have to hunt Haggis these days - Lindsey Greaves in Hawick do them mail order. I saves you from buying a licence as well!

 

[buzyg]

You don't have to hunt Haggis these days - Lindsey Greaves in Hawick do them mail order. I saves you from buying a licence as well!

You don't have to hunt Haggis these days - Lindsey Greaves in Hawick do them mail order. I saves you from buying a licence as well!

Just don't ask for directions from a Scott.

I tried in 1979. He had no idea what I was saying and sent me to a place called Hoywk.

Happily it turned out to be Hawick. :wink: