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I''ve got a short attention span, so anything which requires a lifetimes dedication would probably make me bored, so
Actor, preferably playing Bond,
Royalty, cos you can do what you want
 
I''ve got a short attention span, so anything which requires a lifetimes dedication would probably make me bored, so
Actor, preferably playing Bond,
Royalty, cos you can do what you want
 
Ste said:
Jembo said:
Woots said:
Is this dream or actual do able jobs??

I'm not going to say f1 driver cos it'll never happen so here are my 'it could maybe happen'

F1 engineer (which I'm applying for)
Palaeontologist
Fighter pilot

I thought you might have had Porn Star, or is that Ste?

Haha getting paid to nob women... What more could a guy want.

A mate of mine made a home made porno about 7 years ago using a home mate drildo (a dildo gaffer taped to a black and decker drill), a disco strobe light and his mates camcorder. Went viral and got about 2million hits!

1. RAF Regiment Officer. This is what in working towards doing and will hopefully achieve in the next year or two.

2. Professional sportsman. Cricketer, footballer, snooker... I'm not fussed. Getting paid to do something you love must be amazing.

3. Airline pilot. One for the future, after the raf maybe. That or an ATC

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Ste can I ask why you've decided to be a rock ape officer over a bootneck officer?

Just curious and what to know your reasons :thumbsup:
 
Woots said:
Jembo said:
Woots said:
Is this dream or actual do able jobs??

I'm not going to say f1 driver cos it'll never happen so here are my 'it could maybe happen'

F1 engineer (which I'm applying for)
Palaeontologist
Fighter pilot

I thought you might have had Porn Star, or is that Ste?

I've only got a 9 inch penis so prob not big enough??

9 inches when flaccid is normal yeah?
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Woots said:
Ste can I ask why you've decided to be a rock ape officer over a bootneck officer?

Just curious and what to know your reasons :thumbsup:

Don't like water ;)

Nah in all seriousness I like the idea and notion of force protection both in terms of day to day action and meaning and the concept. It's a job I can see myself liking and enjoying. I also like the varying nature which you get in the reg in terms of training others which I think I could really like.

Add to the fact that the RAF Reg guys "got to me first" in terms of encouraging and convincing me as a young lad... Plus my brother in laws brother who's a really good guy and did a lot of training and work with me was a Raf Reg officer but got thyroid cancer so had to drop out. That kinda rules me out of wanting to do any other role as I want to follow in his footsteps and do it for him.

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LeeZ4MR said:
I always love your stories Ste they always put a mile on my face :thumbsup: :D

Plenty more where they came from mate. I'll show you my albums from when I lived in Tenerife some time ;)

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Ste said:
Woots said:
Ste can I ask why you've decided to be a rock ape officer over a bootneck officer?

Just curious and what to know your reasons :thumbsup:

Don't like water ;)

Nah in all seriousness I like the idea and notion of force protection both in terms of day to day action and meaning and the concept. It's a job I can see myself liking and enjoying. I also like the varying nature which you get in the reg in terms of training others which I think I could really like.

Add to the fact that the RAF Reg guys "got to me first" in terms of encouraging and convincing me as a young lad... Plus my brother in laws brother who's a really good guy and did a lot of training and work with me was a Raf Reg officer but got thyroid cancer so had to drop out. That kinda rules me out of wanting to do any other role as I want to follow in his footsteps and do it for him.

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Fair enough mate all valid reasons

It doesn't help that my experience of working with rock apes hasn't been the most rewarding but maybe I was with a bad bunch

There's always the sf route for you in future

I'm on a det with the sneaky beaky boys this week....there's some fucked up s**t going on...
 
Woots said:
Gynaecologist
Only ever see the bad ones :wink:
Tried the dream job scenario and it sucks. Just takes all the fun out of what was your passion, and then you don't have a hobby anymore.
I'll play tho, foot plate stoker (steam trains)
dairy farmer
writer
All childhood dreams and still achievable. But I'm happy doing what I do and provides enough money to fund what I do in my spare time.
 
Ste said:
LeeZ4MR said:
I always love your stories Ste they always put a mile on my face :thumbsup: :D

Plenty more where they came from mate. I'll show you my albums from when I lived in Tenerife some time ;)

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Excellent Ste :thumbsup: sounds really good to me. :)
 
1. President of the United States of America
2. F1 Racing Driver
3. Tour professional (golf)

Realistically

1. An MP
2. To run my own chain of gastro pubs
3. Property Development
 
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