Jobs

[Dav the wheel nut]

The Stig

A crown court judge

A benefit fraud investigator

 

[uuf361]

Pilot (got a fair way through the process with BA when I was 21 until they realised I couldn't see!)

Footballer (of any sort making enough to live!)

Professional driver (racing not chauffeuring!)

 

[Nondizzyblonde]

1. African Warlord
2. A Fluffer
3. Producer for 'Loose Women'

Erm......... lost for words.....Can you breathe through your ears ?

 

[mr wilks]

I'd like to be employed as liz hurleys' human bra

HAha , i don,t think youv'e set your sights high enough there mate , ,or rather low enough
There are other garments you'd want to be before the bra

 

[Nondizzyblonde]

I bet all you boys would love to be one of these :



Celebrity nipple tweaker.

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

Rich housewife

 

[jimbo1958]

Harry Styles Wingman.


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[Bing]

1. African Warlord
2. A Fluffer
3. Producer for 'Loose Women'

 

[Bing]

Fighter pilot
Professional rugby coach
Steve (but alive)

 

[2dogs]

Bill gates

nascar driver

goat herder

 

[bandit12]

1 rock guitarist
2 tattoo artist
3 custom bike builder

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

Ok seriously now:
1. Make up artist
2. Ballerina
3. Owner of a florists with quaint coffee shop

 

[Leesfarm07]

Realistic jobs

Property developer
Estate agent
Architect

Unrealistic jobs

Rally driver
Hector riva (want to do whatever he does)
Masseuse (women only)

 

[Nondizzyblonde]

Realistic jobs

Property developer
Estate agent
Architect

Unrealistic jobs

Rally driver
Hector riva (want to do whatever he does)
Masseuse (women only)

The latter would also involve a sex change...... just saying....

 

[slick]

Lager taster

Sex industry trainer

money waster

 

[Darren Slone]

Dream Jobs

TV Presenter

F1 Driver

Rock Star

 

[Leesfarm07]

Ok ok.... I just followed my phones predictive text
A massager of women then...presume a masseur?

 

[Nondizzyblonde]

Yes, sorry, not being the grammar police - just made me smile !

 

[Ste]

Is this dream or actual do able jobs??

I'm not going to say f1 driver cos it'll never happen so here are my 'it could maybe happen'

F1 engineer (which I'm applying for)
Palaeontologist
Fighter pilot

I thought you might have had Porn Star, or is that Ste?

Haha getting paid to nob women... What more could a guy want.

A mate of mine made a home made porno about 7 years ago using a home mate drildo (a dildo gaffer taped to a black and decker drill), a disco strobe light and his mates camcorder. Went viral and got about 2million hits!

1. RAF Regiment Officer. This is what in working towards doing and will hopefully achieve in the next year or two.

2. Professional sportsman. Cricketer, footballer, snooker... I'm not fussed. Getting paid to do something you love must be amazing.

3. Airline pilot. One for the future, after the raf maybe. That or an ATC

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[LeeZ4MR]

Haha getting paid to nob women... What more could a guy want.

A mate of mine made a home made porno about 7 years ago using a home mate drildo (a dildo gaffer taped to a black and decker drill), a disco strobe light and his mates camcorder. Went viral and got about 2million hits!

I always love your stories Ste they always put a mile on my face