Well peeps the time has come and I've finally made 3000 posts
Where to begin, well it all started some 3 years ago, almost exactly 3 years ago actually which for the mathematically challenged amongst you, equates to 1000 a year. And what a few years its been
I started out as a 19 year old, hoping to impress the ladies with my good looks and nice car when I settled on a nice 2.0 se montego blue with the famous 16 inch rims. The next day I went on the north Wales meet and it was there, hunting down mmm-five that the car was nicknamed blueflash.
It was at this moment I became a legend, the one who tamed the beast!!! I loved this car, I once treated her to a full detail using a bottle of t cut I found one afternoon, to my dismay, it wasn't the finish I hoped!!! :lol:
I don't think that will ever be forgotten. However after much work it came up as good as new, and a nice huddle assembled around my car at the next meet, although that may have been because Lucy was sporting a very tight skirt on the day, but none the less it was good and I masterbated furiously for about a week after that day.
I will never forget when Andy Cohen and flatout went ahead to scout the route, all I heard for 5 mins was the sound of an s54 bouncing off the rocks
I met a good friend called dan, who lived nearby and he took me out in his ///m, I need one of these I thought to myself, and again resorted to throwing myself around my room for another week.....
Then I got engaged to the Bain but also love of my life mrs woots, and I thought my dream of happiness and ///m ownership was as dead as a married mans sex life, until one day I was tootling along home and a twat in an Audi tailgates me, I pulled over in 6th gear and drove faster, he thought it was a race and then raced off and waved goodbye to me
I was not impressed! I then realised I had to have an ///m to destroy any Audi rep car I met
So I paused my porn, and began car hunting
It was then I spotted my dream spec, grey with champagne leather, rang the dealer and put a 500 deposit down, next day went to view, drove, done deal
Week later I picked her up and have loved every min since. Since I bought her I've fitted strut bar, black grills and a nice csl carbon intake, which pretty much makes mine the second fastest n/a z4m in the uk and inherently makes me better than all of you
Plans are to keep this car forever, one day I'll get a runaround car like a veyron and this will be a track day/Sunday driving car. And it will rot in the garden till my grand kids say 'wow g-dad, you were cool as hell as a young guy'
So onto the ppl, I've met some ace ppl on this place (can't think of any right now but I guess I need to be polite)
Oj, all you guys know who you are, some of you in particular have been v helpful throughout my ownership both car and family related issues...
I'm not gonna single any people out..but bing, stu, Byron, rubes, caro, jembo, dan....you know who you are
But thanks to everyone for listening to my s**t sometimes
Yes that thread will go down as comedy genius, yes I'm v proud of it, but not as proud as when i found the clip where the zed did a cameo in a porn film where a screaming redhead got fucked in every hole. Nice
Hopefully I'll spend another few years here, and by then some 19 year old blonde girls will join, until then stu, I'm still gonna date your daughter
So yeah thanks all...
By the way, who think now I'm a lifer I should become a moderator?????
Peace x
Where to begin, well it all started some 3 years ago, almost exactly 3 years ago actually which for the mathematically challenged amongst you, equates to 1000 a year. And what a few years its been
I started out as a 19 year old, hoping to impress the ladies with my good looks and nice car when I settled on a nice 2.0 se montego blue with the famous 16 inch rims. The next day I went on the north Wales meet and it was there, hunting down mmm-five that the car was nicknamed blueflash.
It was at this moment I became a legend, the one who tamed the beast!!! I loved this car, I once treated her to a full detail using a bottle of t cut I found one afternoon, to my dismay, it wasn't the finish I hoped!!! :lol:
I don't think that will ever be forgotten. However after much work it came up as good as new, and a nice huddle assembled around my car at the next meet, although that may have been because Lucy was sporting a very tight skirt on the day, but none the less it was good and I masterbated furiously for about a week after that day.
I will never forget when Andy Cohen and flatout went ahead to scout the route, all I heard for 5 mins was the sound of an s54 bouncing off the rocks
I met a good friend called dan, who lived nearby and he took me out in his ///m, I need one of these I thought to myself, and again resorted to throwing myself around my room for another week.....
Then I got engaged to the Bain but also love of my life mrs woots, and I thought my dream of happiness and ///m ownership was as dead as a married mans sex life, until one day I was tootling along home and a twat in an Audi tailgates me, I pulled over in 6th gear and drove faster, he thought it was a race and then raced off and waved goodbye to me
I was not impressed! I then realised I had to have an ///m to destroy any Audi rep car I met
So I paused my porn, and began car hunting
It was then I spotted my dream spec, grey with champagne leather, rang the dealer and put a 500 deposit down, next day went to view, drove, done deal
Week later I picked her up and have loved every min since. Since I bought her I've fitted strut bar, black grills and a nice csl carbon intake, which pretty much makes mine the second fastest n/a z4m in the uk and inherently makes me better than all of you
Plans are to keep this car forever, one day I'll get a runaround car like a veyron and this will be a track day/Sunday driving car. And it will rot in the garden till my grand kids say 'wow g-dad, you were cool as hell as a young guy'
So onto the ppl, I've met some ace ppl on this place (can't think of any right now but I guess I need to be polite)
Oj, all you guys know who you are, some of you in particular have been v helpful throughout my ownership both car and family related issues...
I'm not gonna single any people out..but bing, stu, Byron, rubes, caro, jembo, dan....you know who you are
But thanks to everyone for listening to my s**t sometimes
Yes that thread will go down as comedy genius, yes I'm v proud of it, but not as proud as when i found the clip where the zed did a cameo in a porn film where a screaming redhead got fucked in every hole. Nice
Hopefully I'll spend another few years here, and by then some 19 year old blonde girls will join, until then stu, I'm still gonna date your daughter
So yeah thanks all...
By the way, who think now I'm a lifer I should become a moderator?????
Peace x
1066 Country
... thoroughly good read... Gratz mate 
8)
