It's No Wonder Sometimes That People Despise BMW Drivers

The Moo

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 Warwickshire
My car was at the dealers for some work and I went to pick it up this evening in my Wife's Insignia. Parked really carefully in the middle of a parking bay nose first. Space to my right is free.

A stuffed shirt "Exec" looking type in a 3 series? estate makes a couple of attempts to reverse into the vacant spot whilst talking into a hand held mobile. His final attempt is pretty piss poor to say the least. His passenger side doors are miles away from the car on his other side. I finish listening to something on the radio and he watches me struggle to get out of the car being extra careful not to touch doors. I probably should have said something but didn't. He says nothing. Doesn't offer to move his car.

I walk towards reception and glance back to watch him have another go at parking his BM a bit further away from the Insignia because he is too sodding fat to get out.

I don't know where he went but he didn't go into reception. I would have quite liked to have said something to him in there!

If nothing else he did a splendid job reinforcing the stereotype. :headbang:
 
aquazi said:
sorry about that.. i'll park better next time :evil:

Well as long has you have learned something from the experience (ie get a hands free fitted and eat smaller pies) then I guess that's OK :rofl:
 
The Moo said:
Well as long has you have learned something from the experience (ie get a hands free fitted and eat smaller pies) then I guess that's OK :rofl:
i had a handfree kit... But lost it... Maybe i ate it, its lost in my rolls of fat!!!




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aquazi said:
The Moo said:
Well as long has you have learned something from the experience (ie get a hands free fitted and eat smaller pies) then I guess that's OK :rofl:
i had a handfree kit... But lost it... Maybe i ate it, its lost in my rolls of fat!!!




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I don't know where he went but he didn't go into reception. I would have quite liked to have said something to him in there!


Sounds like one of the Sales Team :lol:
 
I saw a TV show about a chap matching this description...let me double check...



Sorry, no, it was actually called 'fact hunt' :D
 
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